“WE NORMALLY WOULDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPY OF A NEW YORK JEW, BUT WE DO BELIEVE THAT 90% OF LIFE IS JUST SHOWING UP BARACK OBAMA.”

“WHILE THEY MAY BE RICHER AND MORE EDUCATED THAN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, THEY’RE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO HAVE  BEEN A MEMBER OF A JERRY SPRINGER AUDIENCE.”

“THIS YEAR WE’RE CLAIMING A 100% DEDUCTION FOR MENTAL DEPRECIATION … AND A CHILD CARE CREDIT FOR OURSELVES.”

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Sen. Bernie Sanders: Federal Taxes Drop for Middle Class — at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman with The Most Ridiculous Tea Party Protest Signs.

“WE’RE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY OUR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES, AS LONG AS THE GUMMINT ADOPTS POLICIES BASED ON OUR TWISTED,  PARANOID HALLUCINATIONS.”

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Lisa Casey on the tea baggers in Oklahoma

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s ode to John Paul Stevens: Old Man Retires.

BartCopE! on Alice In Wonderland, Parenthood, Ugly Americans and the cancellation of 24.

“I’LL TELL YA’ ONE THING — WHEN YOU SEE THIS GUY’S TAN, YOU CAN’T FORGET THAT HE’S A REDNECK.”

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Lisa Casey on the new ‘Scream.’

Mashups and other good stuff at BartCopE!

“NOW, MANY FOLKS WILL SAY I’M NOT AS MAD OR PASSIONATE AS FDR, BUT I OPERATE ON A ’3G NETWORK’ — GENTLE, GENEROUS AND GOOD-HUMORED.”

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Madkane’s got her iMad, with Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover.

Lisa Casey on the real State of the Union.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on  Cornering the right; it’s about bloody time.

“MY BROTHER KEVIN INVITED ME INTO HIS CAVE, TO INSCRIBE DRAWINGS OF DINOSAURS AND HIS NEANDERTHAL FRIENDS UPON THE WALLS.”

P.S. Maureen Dowd’s email response to me: “Funny.”

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President Obama and the Democratic Leadership Council, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on ‘son of shoe bomber.’

“AFTER OUR DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR ALL YEAR, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THAN TO WEAR EGG ALL OVER OUR FACES.”

“THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDES: ‘EVERY PERSON OF WEALTH AND MEANS HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREW PERSONS OF LESSER MEANS, IN THE PURSUIT OF THEIR OWN HAPPINESS’.”

“LET’S FACE IT, WITH ALL THESE DIM-WITS SPENDING MONEY ON CARFARE, HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS AND LET’S NOT FORGET TEABAGS, BY THE END OF THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIS COUNTRY IS POISED TO GROW LIKE A MALIGNANT TUMOR.”