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November 21st, 2010

Who’d a Thunk It? GOP Leadership Channels Woody Allen

“WE NORMALLY WOULDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPY OF A NEW YORK JEW, BUT WE DO BELIEVE THAT 90% OF LIFE IS JUST SHOWING UP BARACK OBAMA.”


April 16th, 2010

NY Times/CBS Poll Misses Biggest Fact About Tea Partiers

“WHILE THEY MAY BE RICHER AND MORE EDUCATED THAN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, THEY’RE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO HAVE  BEEN A MEMBER OF A JERRY SPRINGER AUDIENCE.”


April 15th, 2010

The Tea Party Strategy to Avoid All Taxes

“THIS YEAR WE’RE CLAIMING A 100% DEDUCTION FOR MENTAL DEPRECIATION … AND A CHILD CARE CREDIT FOR OURSELVES.”

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Sen. Bernie Sanders: Federal Taxes Drop for Middle Class — at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman with The Most Ridiculous Tea Party Protest Signs.

April 13th, 2010

Tea Party’s New Motto: ‘No Taxation Without MISrepresentation’

“WE’RE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY OUR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES, AS LONG AS THE GUMMINT ADOPTS POLICIES BASED ON OUR TWISTED,  PARANOID HALLUCINATIONS.”

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Lisa Casey on the tea baggers in Oklahoma

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s ode to John Paul Stevens: Old Man Retires.

BartCopE! on Alice In Wonderland, Parenthood, Ugly Americans and the cancellation of 24.

January 28th, 2010

Chris Matthews Tries to Make Up For the ‘Forgot Obama Was Black’ Remark

“I’LL TELL YA’ ONE THING — WHEN YOU SEE THIS GUY’S TAN, YOU CAN’T FORGET THAT HE’S A REDNECK.”

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Lisa Casey on the new ‘Scream.’

Mashups and other good stuff at BartCopE!

January 28th, 2010

Obama Tries the ‘Jobs’ Tack: Unveils His ‘iMad’

“NOW, MANY FOLKS WILL SAY I’M NOT AS MAD OR PASSIONATE AS FDR, BUT I OPERATE ON A ’3G NETWORK’ — GENTLE, GENEROUS AND GOOD-HUMORED.”

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Madkane’s got her iMad, with Ode To Barack Hussein Hoover.

Lisa Casey on the real State of the Union.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on  Cornering the right; it’s about bloody time.

December 28th, 2009

Maureen Dowd ‘Gifts’ Column to Wingnut Brother, But What Did Mo Get in Return?

“MY BROTHER KEVIN INVITED ME INTO HIS CAVE, TO INSCRIBE DRAWINGS OF DINOSAURS AND HIS NEANDERTHAL FRIENDS UPON THE WALLS.”

P.S. Maureen Dowd’s email response to me: “Funny.”

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President Obama and the Democratic Leadership Council, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on ‘son of shoe bomber.’

December 24th, 2009

For Xmas, Teabaggers Take Break, to Become Eggnoggers

“AFTER OUR DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR ALL YEAR, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THAN TO WEAR EGG ALL OVER OUR FACES.”

November 6th, 2009

John Boehner Confuses Constitution With the Works of Ayn Rand

“THE PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION PROVIDES: ‘EVERY PERSON OF WEALTH AND MEANS HAS THE RIGHT TO SCREW PERSONS OF LESSER MEANS, IN THE PURSUIT OF THEIR OWN HAPPINESS’.”

November 6th, 2009

Paul Krugman Credits Michele Bachmann With a Dim-ulus Package

“LET’S FACE IT, WITH ALL THESE DIM-WITS SPENDING MONEY ON CARFARE, HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS AND LET’S NOT FORGET TEABAGS, BY THE END OF THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIS COUNTRY IS POISED TO GROW LIKE A MALIGNANT TUMOR.”

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