“IN OUR CASE, WE DON’T EVEN NEED A TIE. EVEN WHEN WE GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, THE GAME GOES ON AND ON AND ON ….”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP giving Jesus a new cross to bear.

Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Best Jokes About Health Care Reform.

“TOO MANY FOLKS, PARTICULARLY YOUNG PEOPLE WITH BRAINS, REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY BUY INTO OUR BULLSHIT, SO WE’RE GONNA’ MAKE THEM JOIN OUR COW MANURE EXCHANGES, AND EVEN GIVE THEM TAX CREDITS FOR IT.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: The Only Major Skill Republicans Have is Mythmaking.

Norm Jenson on the Tea Party circus and God-Given Healthcare.

“WE FIGURED IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET COOPERATION FROM THE PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS — THIS WAY THEY CAN SAY THEY’RE FROM THE ‘WHITE’ BRACKET , AND THEY’RE GONNA’ BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF THE “BLACK,’ ‘HISPANIC’ AND ‘GAY’ BRACKETS.”

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

“ONE THING IS AS CLEAR AS THE SNOW IS WHITE: GLOBAL WARMING IS COMPLETELY UNDERMINED BY ‘EXCESSIVE FLAKING’.”

Story at HuffPost.

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From the white stuff to the more dangerous Blackwater, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with the best of the weekly Mashups.

TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

“EVERYTHING WOULD BE  FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”

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More teabag humor at All Hat No Cattle.

“WHAT COULD BE MORE THREATENING TO A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN THAN A BLACK MAN, WHO SPEAKS FRENCH, AND UNLIKE THOSE PANSY LIBERALS, REALLY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE A POUND OF FLESH.”

“KEITH, IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRY THE LIKES OF CHENEY, LIMBAUGH AND BECK IN A CIVILIAN COURT.  ONLY A WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS APPROPRIATE …  GIVEN THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT THEY POSE TO CIVILIZATION.”

“CHRIS, IT’S REALLY NOT SUFFICIENT FOR THE PRESIDENT TO HAVE ‘AL QAEDA SUCKS’ TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD; WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE IS A ‘MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER MOHAMMED’S HEAD.”

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”

[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]