“WE ALL CONCEDE TO THE MAN WHO BEST EXPRESSED ANTI-GOVERNMENT RHETORIC, AND  EVENTUALLY PAID WITH HIS LIFE AT THE HAND OF BIGGIE.”

“AS A FORMER ‘LEO’ HE SURE SOUNDED LIKE A LION FROM AFRICA, BUT NOW IT’S CLEAR THAT THERE’S A ‘CANCER’ IN THE PRESIDENCY.”

[Satiric News Editors Note: It's true! Barack's Aug, 4th birthdate underwent this conversion.]

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Norm Jenson on Astrology in Crisis.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  House Republicans are Killing Lifesaving Healthcare Reform.

Mad Kane: Finally, Joementum In the Right Direction.

M is for Mashup at BartCopE!

“OF COURSE THE LIBERAL ELITES NEVER MENTION THAT THERE’S NO MIDDLE NAME IN .44 MAGNUM, GLOCK 22, OR COLT 45.”

Jared Lee Loughner

“LET’S JUST FORGET THE GODDAMN TEA, AND DUMP OURSELVES INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR.”

“AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THE  ECO–NAZIS DO …  EMPLOYING SUICIDE SQUIRRELS TO ADVANCE THEIR RADICAL AGENDA, SO WE ALL END UP LIVING BACK IN TREES.”

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Media Matters with the Rush story, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on A Universal Conspiracy of Dunces.

The Real News: The Age Of Science And Discovery, at One Good Move.

Forget water-skiing, Lisa Casey with the Hitch-Hiking Nut.

“ONCE THE OIL SPILL WORKS ITS WAY INTO OUR ECOSYSTEM, AND EVERYBODY IS  AT LEAST A NICE DEEP BROWN, RACIAL PROFILING WILL BE AS EXTINCT AS LOUISIANA WILDLIFE.”

Crooks & Liars with the latest This Week’s Roundtable.

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Lisa Casey with the new Gulf of Mexico Tourist Slogan.

From the new Book of Revelations:  Christ Would be Arrested in AZ! — at BuzzFlash.

BartCopE!’s Weekly Poll on the real “Alien” Threat.

“I’D RATHER HAVE MY BIRDS SOAKING UP A LITTLE CRUDE, THAN BEING COMPLETELY BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY BY A WIND FARM.”

“NOW, WE’RE NOT NECESSARILY SAYING THAT JUD-GY GARLAND HIMSELF IS QUEER, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ‘JUDGE’ A PERSON BY THE ORIENTATION OF THEIR FANS.”

“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”

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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”

“GREAT SCOTT! WE DREAD THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS SO ENSLAVED TO THE RADICAL ELITES, HE WON’T EVEN NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF ROGER TANEY.”

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Bill Berkowitz for BuzzFlash asks: Can the Tea Party Undergo a “Makeover” on Racism?