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March 19th, 2010

Census Forms To Be Modeled After ‘NCAA-Style Brackets’

WE FIGURED IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET COOPERATION FROM THE PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS — THIS WAY THEY CAN SAY THEY’RE FROM THE ‘WHITE’ BRACKET , AND THEY’RE GONNA’ BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF THE “BLACK,’ ‘HISPANIC’ AND ‘GAY’ BRACKETS.”

February 21st, 2010

Martin Scorsese Films ‘Shutter Island’ Sequel at CPAC

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

February 11th, 2010

Right Wingers Claim Dandruff Disproves Global Warming

“ONE THING IS AS CLEAR AS THE SNOW IS WHITE: GLOBAL WARMING IS COMPLETELY UNDERMINED BY ‘EXCESSIVE FLAKING’.”

Story at HuffPost.

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From the white stuff to the more dangerous Blackwater, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with the best of the weekly Mashups.

January 18th, 2010

Amazing Dogs Demonstrate ‘Teabagger’ Stupidity

TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

TEABAGGERS GETTING BAGGED BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

“EVERYTHING WOULD BE  FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”

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More teabag humor at All Hat No Cattle.

January 17th, 2010

Why Right Wingers Really Hate the Haitians

“WHAT COULD BE MORE THREATENING TO A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN THAN A BLACK MAN, WHO SPEAKS FRENCH, AND UNLIKE THOSE PANSY LIBERALS, REALLY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE A POUND OF FLESH.”

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January 9th, 2010

Obama Refuses to Admit We’re at War … With Right-Wingers!

“KEITH, IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRY THE LIKES OF CHENEY, LIMBAUGH AND BECK IN A CIVILIAN COURT.  ONLY A WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS APPROPRIATE …  GIVEN THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT THEY POSE TO CIVILIZATION.”

January 8th, 2010

More Right-Wing Complaints: Obama’s ‘War on Terror’ Tattoo Too Weak

“CHRIS, IT’S REALLY NOT SUFFICIENT FOR THE PRESIDENT TO HAVE ‘AL QAEDA SUCKS’ TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD; WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE IS A ‘MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER MOHAMMED’S HEAD.”

November 18th, 2009

Glenn Beck: Reagan Would’ve Demanded That Hu Tear Down ‘The Great Wall’

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”


[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]

November 4th, 2009

Maureen Dowd’s New Book About Rush: ‘Are Vermin Necessary’

Maureen Dowd Rush Limbaugh

MY PREVIOUS BOOK ADDRESSED WHETHER WOMEN REALLY NEED COCKS, BUT THIS ONE MAKES CLEAR THAT NO ONE REALLY NEEDS COCKROACHES.”

Maureen’s column here, and Maureen herself weighed in on this post with a … “Ha.”

November 4th, 2009

Right Wingers to Run NY-23 Loser Hoffman Again, in NYC Marathon

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“WHAT WE NEED IS A REAL AMERICAN TO WIN THE MARATHON, NOT SOME GUY WHOSE ‘RUNNING’ CREDENTIALS MIRROR OBAMA’S.”

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/11/02/alg_marathon_med_keflezighi_1.jpg

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Hoffman Getting His Teabags Dunked!

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