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December 18th, 2008

The REAL Story Behind Rick Warren’s ‘Water and Doughnuts’

“I GOT ALL THE GAY MEN IN ONE ROOM, ASKED THEM TO STRIP DOWN, AND IF THEY WERE ABLE TO WEAR THE DOUGHNUTS I PROVIDED, I HOSED ‘EM RIGHT DOWN.”

Story at HuffPost

December 18th, 2008

Obama’s Exquisite Compromise on Rick Warren

“UNNERSTAN’, HE’LL STILL BE GIVIN’ THE INVOCATION — HE’LL JUST BE GIVIN’ IT IN DRAG.” 

“I’M HOPING RICK WARREN WEARS MY NEW LINE — ‘EVENING GOWNS BY 9/11′.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Jon Perr weighs in on Warren with Obama’ Achilles Heel.

Lisa Casey on the Bush Untouchables.

Mocking Bill O’Reilly, at One Good Move.

November 12th, 2008

Constitutional Scholars Troubled by Cheney’s Latest Theory: The ‘PERPETUAL Executive’

“KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE’LL … NEVER LEAVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?

Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests – at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a “Welcome Eviction.”

Dan Kurtzman on Barack Obama, the Comedian.

August 19th, 2008

McCain Breaks Cone of Silence, Proving He’s a Man of the ’50s: The Quiz Show Scandals!

 

“RICK, THE REAL $64,000 QUESTION IS WHETHER I CAN INTELLIGENTLY ANSWER A QUESTION WITHOUT GETTING TIPPED OFF IN ADVANCE.”

“YOU KNOW, CHIEF, IF THIS McCAIN GETS ELECTED, WE’RE REALLY GONNA SEE SOME KAOS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Rachel Sklar at Huffpost on the story.

Isn’t Anything off limits for the McCain Campaign? — at BuzzFlash.

McCain’s Mansions, at One Good Move.

Talk about Quiz shows — Dan Kurtzman with a Quiz: How Well Do You Know the Candidates?

August 18th, 2008

McCain Explains to Rick Warren HIS ‘Purpose-Driven Life’

“I’LL SAY OR DO ANYTHING TO ACCOMPLISH MY LIFE PURPOSE OF GETTING ELECTED.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Chad at BuzzFlash: How Barack Obama can get his momentum back — talk about education.

Lisa Casey on a little Russian nostalgia.

Madkane’s McCain’s Bellicose Tune (Song Parody).

The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move.

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