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March 31st, 2009

GM’s New Offer: If You Lose Your Job, We’ll Give You the Job of CEO

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GM ISSUED A STATEMENT TODAY, SAYING: ‘IT’S CHEAPER FOR US TO JUST HAND YOU THIS TEMP JOB … INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PICKING UP YOUR CAR PAYMENTS’.”

Huffington Post with the real story.

March 31st, 2009

More Change in Auto Industry: Barack the Rock Star the New Voice of OnStar

“NOW, CALM DOWN, MA’AM. I UNDERSTAND YOU LOCKED JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR AND MITCH McCONNNELL IN YOUR CAR, BUT IF YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COUNTRY,  JUST WALK AWAY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING.”

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Norm Jenson has Noam Chomsky on the Economy.

GOP “Idea Men,” at All Hat No Cattle.

March 30th, 2009

General Motors’ CEO Resigns, To Join AIG!

“AFTER OBAMA FORCED ME OUT, I DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF ‘CREATING LEMONS OUT OF LEMONS,’ AND TO GO TO AN ORGANIZATION WHERE FAILURE IS REWARDED.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rev. Moon’s Dispproportionate Influence on Big Media, and P.M. Carpenter on the “Resurrection” of Tim Geithner

Norm Jenson with the latest installments of Bill Maher’s New Rules, and The Sunday Funnies.

Lisa Casey on the Elephant in the Room.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

December 4th, 2008

Forget the Auto Execs’ Trip To D.C., It’s the Planned TRIP BACK That’s Shocking

 

“SENATOR, IN ORDER TO MAKE ENDS MEET, WE’RE GOING TO DRAG THOUSANDS OF EMPTY BOTTLES BACK TO MICHIGAN, SO WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS 10 CENTS DEPOSIT LAW.”

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