“OUR FORENSIC ANALYSIS HAS CONCLUDED THAT THE ENTIRE PROJECTILE FLIGHT WAS A FAKE, WHICH CONSISTED OF MYLAR PLASTIC, AS PART OF A  SCHEME TO COMPETE WITH FOX NEWS TO SELL ARTIFICIAL PUKE.”

“OUR LATEST INFORMATION SUGGESTS THAT THE HEENE HELIUM HOAX NOW EXTENDS TO THE FAMILY PET, WHICH THEY FALSELY CLAIMED WAS STUCK IN AN ANIMAL BALLOON.”

“WE WERE READING ABOUT  BUSH’S EXPERIENCE  IN THE NATIONAL GUARD, AND THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE IDEA TO HAVE MY SON BAIL OUT OF THE FLIGHT AND HIDE IN A COZY, DARK PLACE.”

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Mark Karlin on  the Hoax  of the 30 Republican Senators Who Voted to Enable Rape, and Norm Jenson on Bill Maher’s Vaccine Hoax.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“NEEDLESS TO SAY, BOB, I WOULD HAVE IMMEDIATELY GIVEN ORDERS TO SHOOT THE BALLOON DOWN , ESPECIALLY SINCE THE LITTLE BOY HAD MET WITH MOHAMMED ATTA IN A PRAGUE PRE-K.”

“WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT’S REALLY THE PERFECT CHOICE — AN IMMATURE PERSON, SURROUNDED BY HOT AIR, BUT WHO STILL NEVER GETS OFF THE GROUND.”

 

“FORGET THE ASTERISK, JUST HAVE THE RECORD BOOKS SHOW AN A-STEROID.”

 

“DAMN, THAT THING’S¬†EVEN BIGGER THAN MY HEAD.”

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The Background  story.

“I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS TO BARRY BONDS ….”

“DIDJA’ SEE THE SIZE OF THE OLD GUY’S HEAD?¬†¬†LOOKS LIKE HAMMERIN’ HANK’S BEEN ADDING SOME¬†HGH TO HIS¬†PRUNE JUICE.”