“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”

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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”

“GREAT SCOTT! WE DREAD THE FACT THAT OBAMA IS SO ENSLAVED TO THE RADICAL ELITES, HE WON’T EVEN NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE GRAND TRADITION OF ROGER TANEY.”

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Bill Berkowitz for BuzzFlash asks: Can the Tea Party Undergo a “Makeover” on Racism?

“THE FACTS SIMPLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES … THEY BOTH START HOWLING WHEN THEY HEAR  ‘LAW AND ORDER’.”

The story here.

“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”

“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”

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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.

“NO, I DID NOT HONOR YOUR DEMAND THAT I BRING YOU POLAND SPRING WATER.”

“AFTER OUR DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR ALL YEAR, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THAN TO WEAR EGG ALL OVER OUR FACES.”

“SINCE SENATOR McCAIN HAS BEEN GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO GIVE UP ALL HIS PRINCIPLES IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM, HE’LL BE IN CHARGE OF NOT ONLY THE ACTUAL KIDNAP OPERATION, BUT ALSO TORTURING THE FAT BASTARD.”

“KEITH, THE IDEA IS  TO CAP THE GOP’S TOXIC EMISSIONS BY TRADING THEM TO A THIRD WORLD DICTATORSHIP, WHERE THEY CAN REALLY FIT IN WITH THE OVERALL TEAM PHILOSOPHY.” 

“I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’.”

[The real story on the Paul Kirk appointment.]