“THE FACTS SIMPLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES … THEY BOTH START HOWLING WHEN THEY HEAR ‘LAW AND ORDER’.”
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“THE FACTS SIMPLY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES … THEY BOTH START HOWLING WHEN THEY HEAR ‘LAW AND ORDER’.”
The story here.
“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”
“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”
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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.
“NO, I DID NOT HONOR YOUR DEMAND THAT I BRING YOU POLAND SPRING WATER.”
“AFTER OUR DISGRACEFUL BEHAVIOR ALL YEAR, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THAN TO WEAR EGG ALL OVER OUR FACES.”
“SINCE SENATOR McCAIN HAS BEEN GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO GIVE UP ALL HIS PRINCIPLES IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM, HE’LL BE IN CHARGE OF NOT ONLY THE ACTUAL KIDNAP OPERATION, BUT ALSO TORTURING THE FAT BASTARD.”
“KEITH, THE IDEA IS TO CAP THE GOP’S TOXIC EMISSIONS BY TRADING THEM TO A THIRD WORLD DICTATORSHIP, WHERE THEY CAN REALLY FIT IN WITH THE OVERALL TEAM PHILOSOPHY.”
“I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’.”
“THEY RIPPED OFF ALL THE BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS ON THE EXCUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALS, AND BOLTED WITHOUT PAYING THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR CORE VALUES.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Healthcare Reform” as a Boondoggle for Private Insurance, and An Intolerable Burden on the Middle-Aged.
Lisa Casey on the net result of values voters in their own states.
Madkane on Chris Wallace Feels Dissed.
“DOESN’T TAKE A GENIUS TO SEE WHAT THEY’RE REALLY AFTER IS MY PERSONAL ARSENAL AND CONFEDERATE FLAG.”
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