“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.” 

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C. DAY.”

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY … AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually “10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.”

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

“HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN IF WE STAY UNDER BRITISH CONTROL, WE’LL ACTUALLY HAVE COMPLETE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONE DAY? FUCK THIS, WE’RE GOING HOME!”

“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”

“BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED KILLING THE GOP’S FUTURE AS A SERIOUS PARTY … JONESTOWN IS GONNA’ LOOK LIKE A TEA PARTY.”

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Lisa Casey weighs in on the “Classy Conservatives.”

Dan Kurtzman has the Teabagging Humor Roundup.

THE RICH PHONIES WHO DRINK TEA WITH THEIR PINKIES OUT,

LEADING THE POOR SCHNOOKS WHO HAVE TO USE THEIR TEABAGS MORE THAN ONCE.

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Conservatives Hope Tea Will Spur the Second Coming of the GOP, at BuzzFlash.

Who says consumer purchases are down? Guns Galore at All Hat No Cattle.