“AND THEN THE BIG BAD DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER WASHINGTON, D.C., AND FORCED THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY TO EAT FOOD, STAY IN THEIR HOMES, AND SEE A DOCTOR ONCE A YEAR.”

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Madkane’s Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal.

A Different View, of 24 Hour News, at All Hat No Cattle.

“WHO NEEDS FEDERAL AID … WE’LL JUST DAMN UP THE LEVEES WITH LOUISIANA’S UNEMPLOYED.”

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More on “Compassionate Conservatism”, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I’M FOR BATTLING THE GREAT DEPRESSION, EIGHTY YEARS AFTER I WAS AGAINST IT.”

Hoover’s spiritual heir, Lindsey Graham, is the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week, for eagerly taking stimulus money after denouncing it. And The NY Times on some of the other Republicans taking the ”Hypocritic Oath.”

Lisa Casey on the “Have$ vs. the Have Not$.”

Demetri Martin’s Creedocide, for Rats – at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

“LET’S FACE IT, THE GOVERNMENT NEVER CREATED A SINGLE HAND-JOB.”

“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”

The Real skit here:

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.

Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.

“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”

Story at NY Times.

“I CAN GUARANTEE THAT AFTER WE GET THROUGH WITH OLD CHARLIE, THERE AIN’T GONNA’ BE ANYTHING LEFT TO RESURRECT.”

Story at Miami Herald, via Democratic Underground.

“NOT ONLY WAS HE A CHAMPION OF STATES’ RIGHTS, BUT HE ALSO TAUGHT US TO KEEP ON SHOOTING EVEN AFTER WE LOST.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey’s preview of what “Desperate Elephants” do.

John Amato at C&L, with the question, and answer, on the “missing TV economists.”

Juan Cole on the Taliban Attack on Kabul.

“FORGET THE SWITCH FROM ANALOG TV, WE WANNA’ GET RID OF THE TVA.”

                           “WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT GOP IDIOTS.” 

[Yes, Virginia, there still is a Tennessee Valley Authority.]

“CAN’T ANYBODY ELSE IN THE GOP PLAY THIS GAME?”