Andy Harris

“NOT ONLY SHOULD  THE GUMMINT HAVE HAD MY NEW CADDY PREPPED AND READY ON ELECTION EVE, BUT I’M ALSO ENTITLED TO A DRIVER WHO’S A DOCTOR, WITH A PSYCHIATRIC DEGREE.”

Background here.

“ABOUT THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO RISE ‘HEAD AND SHOULDERS’ ABOVE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY  …  IS TO BLIND THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WITH SHAMPOO IN THEIR EYES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Send The White Christian Domestic Terrorists to Guantanamo.

BartCopE! on the Teabag Terrorism.

“THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FROM A FOREIGN-BORN PRESIDENT WHO FOLLOWS THE MAYAN CALENDAR, WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS HIS MERE ELECTION SIGNALLED THE END OF THE WORLD.”

“IN OUR CASE, WE DON’T EVEN NEED A TIE. EVEN WHEN WE GET OUR BUTTS KICKED, THE GAME GOES ON AND ON AND ON ….”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP giving Jesus a new cross to bear.

Dan Kurtzman with The 10 Best Jokes About Health Care Reform.

“TOO MANY FOLKS, PARTICULARLY YOUNG PEOPLE WITH BRAINS, REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY BUY INTO OUR BULLSHIT, SO WE’RE GONNA’ MAKE THEM JOIN OUR COW MANURE EXCHANGES, AND EVEN GIVE THEM TAX CREDITS FOR IT.”

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Ann Davidow at BuzzFlash: The Only Major Skill Republicans Have is Mythmaking.

Norm Jenson on the Tea Party circus and God-Given Healthcare.

“I THINK THE PUBLIC OPTION IS REALLY A GOOD THING; I’LL JUST BE SURPRISED IF THERE AREN’T A LOT OF FOLKS THERE YELLING: ‘HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT SOME MORE ICE ON MY KNEE’.“

Story at Truthdig.

“NOW DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE THE COST OF THE LEECHES. AS YOU KNOW, EVEN UNDER OUR BLATANTLY UNDEMOCRATIC FEUDAL SYSTEM, WE DO  OFFER UNIVERSAL BLOODLETTING.”

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BuzzFlash has Howard Dean: Reform without a Public Health Insurance Option Is Not Real Reform.

“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.” 

“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”

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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.