Andy Harris

“NOT ONLY SHOULD  THE GUMMINT HAVE HAD MY NEW CADDY PREPPED AND READY ON ELECTION EVE, BUT I’M ALSO ENTITLED TO A DRIVER WHO’S A DOCTOR, WITH A PSYCHIATRIC DEGREE.”

Background here.

“SINCE SENATORS CORKER AND SHELBY OPPOSED MY REQUEST FOR A LOAN, LOOKS LIKE THE PRESENTS THIS YEAR ARE GONNA’ BE DELIVERED BY A FLEET OF TOYOTA TACOMAS.”

“WE’RE PREPARED TO ALLOW ALL UAW MEMBERS TO STAY EMPLOYED IN THE INDUSTRY, AT FULL SALARY, AS LONG AS THEY’RE WILLING TO SERVE AS CRASH TEST DUMMIES.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Republican Party: A marvel of missteps, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

This time, “Shit happens” TO Rumsfeld, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

“IT’S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE — WE’D ALSO LIKE TO FUCK OVER THE WHOLE COUNTRY.”

“COMPARED TO THEIR COUNTERPARTS IN THE JAPANESE PARLIAMENT, IT’S CLEAR THAT THE U.S. CONGRESS IS VASTLY OVERPAID. WITH THREE DAY WORK WEEKS, BEING OUT OF SESSION HALF THE YEAR, AND SUBSIDIZED PENSIONS AND HEALTH CARE, THE AVERAGE SENATOR MAKES ABOUT $3000 PER HOUR…. AND FOR ALL THAT, THE GOP STILL TURNS OUT SHIT AMERICANS WON’T BUY.”

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GOP Senators should listen to their constituents who want to “Buy American” –by Chad Rubel at BuzzFlash.

Daily Show’s Holiday Wrap-Up and Colbert’s A Secular Christmas, at One Good Move.

And keeping with the holiday spirit, Madkane’s Declaring War On The “War On Christmas” Whine.

              KUTABARE! (Drop Dead)

KUKUTABARE! / SHINETABARE! / SHINE