“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”

“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”

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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons

“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”

“BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH THIS STATE, IT’LL BE CALLED ‘SLUMDOG LOUISIANA’.”

‘WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS YOUR LIFELINE?”

“WE TOLD OUR VOTERS TO HOLD THEIR BREATH UNTIL THE GOP REGAINS POWER, OR THE SECOND COMING, WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE THE SAME THING.” 

Story here.

“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”

The Real skit here:

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.

Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.

“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”

Story at NY Times.

“YOU KNOW, ARLEN, WE MIGHT BE BETTER OFF BEING RENDITIONED, INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO THE GOP CAUCUS.”

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Staying on topic, Lisa Casey has the new face of the GOP.

And P.M. Carpenter at Buzzflash on Obama’s fading hope for bipartisanship.

“WHAT YOU BASICALLY DO IS PUT PEOPLE TO WORK DIGGING DITCHES … AND THEN FILLING THEM UP WITH RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS.”

“My fellow citizens. I assumed the office of the Presidency with the best of intentions — to try to change both the culture of Washington, and the way business is done here.

But after just two short weeks, I realized that I was HOPE-lessly naive. That trying to negotiate with the know-nothing Neanderthal, Limbaugh-ass-sucking, tax-cut-a-saurus, fickle-down Reagan-worshipping Rethuglicans, is about as pointless as trying to resuscitate our ailing economy by exporting tea to China.

So here’s the REAL CHANGE I’m now proposing:  

Forget the bank bailouts, we’re gonna use the  remaining TARP dollars to buy up the TOXIC GOP ASSES from Congress.  For far less than the cost of any stimulus package to the Treasury, we’ll put these “bad asses” in a “bad holding tank,” where they can’t do any further damage to this great nation.

I know I promised to close Guantanamo, but it’s clear that the legal system is simply not equipped to deal with these nihilsts who are out to destroy our very way of life. 

But let’s be clear — the WAR ON ERROR will not be won in a year, or even during this generation. We must remain ever-vigilant against these malefactors of great mischief.

And now that I finally did what I had to do to the Rethuglicans, it’s time for a smoke.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin strikes a similar note: Water Doesn’t Trickle Down the Middle of the Road, President Obama.

Dick Cheney’s New Wheelchair, at All Hat No Cattle.

The Daily Show’s  Big ‘Bama’s House – at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week, and Obama the Comedian.

KEEP MAKING ‘RIGHT‘ TURNS, PHIL, TOWARD THE TAX CUT SIGN, AND THAT’LL REALLY GUARANTEE WE’LL GO OVER THE CLIFF.”

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash strikes a similar note with Republican Suicide Watch.

And Madkane weighs in on Daschle/Geithner with Only Peons Have To Pay Taxes.