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January 7th, 2010

Christian Right Seeks ‘No Fly’ Status for ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’

James Dobson, of Hocus-Pocus on The Family

James Dobson, of Hocus-Pocus on The Family

“HELL, WE’LL TAKE ISLAMO-FASCISTS OVER NON-BELIEVERS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. IT’S NO SECRET WHO WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH … AND WHO WE SEE AS A BIGGER THREAT.”

Meanwhile, our GOP friends in Congress also get into the action ….

“AND THIS JUST IN FROM THE HILL: CITING THE GROWING THREAT FROM THE ‘FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,’ SENATOR TOM COBURN OF OKLAHOMA HAS CALLED FOR THE RETURN OF THE INFAMOUS TERRORIST THREAT CHART, TO KEEP TABS ON ‘CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS.”

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Striking similar notes are BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin with Terrorists and Their GOP Enablers Who Terrorize Us; and Norm Jenson at One Good Move with Oldskool New Atheism.

June 26th, 2009

More Bad News for the Religious Right: God Admits to Affair!

“WHADDYA’ WANT FROM ME; IT’S BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX WITH THE VIRGIN MARY.”

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Mark Sanford is BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite This Week – for Trumpeting ‘God’s Laws’ After Lying & Cheating Across the Hemisphere.

Lisa Casey with the Sanford tell-all.

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