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August 13th, 2008

Georgia’s President Appeals to Georgia’s Jimmy Carter to Boycott Chinese Olympics

“WHADDYA’ EXPECT, I HAVE THE SAME FOREIGN POLICY TUTOR AS JOHN McCAIN.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The “True McCain” Position on Abortion, at BuzzFlash.

A real look into Putin’s eyes, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the John Edwards Sex Scandal Humor Roundup.

August 12th, 2008

McCain to Replace Randy Scheunemann, with Randy Newman

Short-tempered People got, no reason
Short-sighted People got, no reason
Short-brained People got, no reason
To live

They got little smarts
And little wise
And they run a campaign
Tellin’ great big lies
They got “tiny” ads about Moses
And tiny lobbyists who cheat
They wear right-wing platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

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