10. Biggest threat to Amazon Rainforests: Printouts of Email strings.

9. Widespread perception that the problem “is not the heat, but the humidity.”

8. Energy demands soar by proliferation of water-skiing squirrels.

7. The battle of the next decade: Water Conservation vs. The Mercy Flush.

6. Chinese limit verification procedures to inspection of their Fortune Cookies.

5. Methane emissions spin out-of-control after publication of Thomas Friedman’s next book: The World is Flatulent.

4. Without major subsidies, Bigfoot refuses to reduce his carbon footprint.

3 . Excessive heat generated by Americans screaming over the phone at Indians in Bangalore call centers.

2. Cap and trade results in credit default swaps of polar bears.

1. Failure to place a  punitive tax on the ‘fossil fools’ who deny global warming.

Senators Inhofe and Coburn

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