“ACCORDING TO INSIDERS AT THE ILLINOIS APPELLATE COURT, IT WASN’T SO MUCH THAT EMANUEL HIMSELF WASN’T A CHICAGO RESIDENT, BUT THAT MOST OF THE DEAD PEOPLE ON HIS PETITIONS WERE BURIED OUTSIDE THE CITY LIMITS.”

“RAHM, YOU WERE A CRAZY SONUVABITCH, BUT FOR ALL YOUR BLUSTER, SOMETHING WAS MISSING, AND NOW WE’RE REALLY GONNA’ BE ABLE TO TELL THE GOP TO FUCK OFF.”

“RAHM, IF WE CAN JUST GET ROBERTS TO ADMINISTER THE OATH A COUPLA’ MORE TIMES, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO REPLACE SCALIA, THOMAS, ALITO … AND THE CHIEF JUSTICE HIMSELF.” 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Of Al Gore’s Presidency Denied, Eight Years of Illegitimacy, and the Triumph of Meritocracy over Corrupt Entitlement.

Inaugural Humor Parade, via Dan Kurtzman.

“KEITH, THIS LATEST LAWSUIT BY LEO DONOFRIO CLAIMS NOT ONLY THAT BARACK OBAMA WEARS A BIG RED ‘S’ ON HIS CHEST, BUT THAT HIS HALF-BROTHER IS RAHM EMANU-EL, THE LONG-LOST SON OF JOR-EL.” 

Lisa Casey has the real Supreme Court story, and BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin reports on Obama the Community Organizer/Citizen of Chicago.

“HE’S TOO MUCH OF A CENTRIST DEMOCRAT.” ”HE’S TOO MUCH OF A COMMUNIST DEMOCRAT.”

BuzzFlash’s and Chicago’s own Mark Karlin with some personal insights on the real Rahm Emanuel.

My own take: one day, they’re gonna’ name a Temple after this guy.