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January 21st, 2009

Obama Gets Last Laugh: Tricks Chief Justice into Giving Him a Second Term

“RAHM, IF WE CAN JUST GET ROBERTS TO ADMINISTER THE OATH A COUPLA’ MORE TIMES, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO REPLACE SCALIA, THOMAS, ALITO … AND THE CHIEF JUSTICE HIMSELF.” 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Of Al Gore’s Presidency Denied, Eight Years of Illegitimacy, and the Triumph of Meritocracy over Corrupt Entitlement.

Inaugural Humor Parade, via Dan Kurtzman.

December 8th, 2008

Latest ‘Election Lawsuit’ Alleges Obama a Dual Citizen of Krypton

“KEITH, THIS LATEST LAWSUIT BY LEO DONOFRIO CLAIMS NOT ONLY THAT BARACK OBAMA WEARS A BIG RED S’ ON HIS CHEST, BUT THAT HIS HALF-BROTHER IS RAHM EMANU-EL, THE LONG-LOST SON OF JOR-EL.” 

Lisa Casey has the real Supreme Court story, and BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin reports on Obama the Community Organizer/Citizen of Chicago.

November 7th, 2008

Who’s Afraid of a CD Rahm?

“HE’S TOO MUCH OF A CENTRIST DEMOCRAT.” ”HE’S TOO MUCH OF A COMMUNIST DEMOCRAT.”

BuzzFlash’s and Chicago’s own Mark Karlin with some personal insights on the real Rahm Emanuel.

My own take: one day, they’re gonna’ name a Temple after this guy.

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