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What Frank Rich Really Meant, In His ‘Defense of White Americans’ Column

Don Davis — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 13:59:44 +0000

“EVEN MORE THAN THE ‘BLACK MAN IN THE ALLEY,’ WHAT�WHITE AMERICANS ARE REALLY SCARED SHITLESS OF IS THE ‘CRAZY MAN’ IN THE ALLEY.”

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Today’s Frank Rich column.

Forget ‘Joe the Plumber’ — Meet ‘John the Village Idiot’

Don Davis — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:21:24 +0000

“I COULDN’T AGREE MORE WITH THE ’2000 JOHN McCAIN,’ WHO WOULD’VE DISAGREED WITH THE ’08 JOHN McCAIN ,’ AND CALLED HIM OUT FOR BEING�A SLEAZY DEMAGOGUE WHO IS PLAYING THE RACE CARD.”

Is McCain-Palin Base Actually DIVIDED Over Obama’s Religion?

Don Davis — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:00:29 +0000

“BETCHA’�SUNNI.”� “NO, LESS SHIA.”� “FUCK, DUDE, I THINK WE’RE SAYIN’ THE SAME�GODDAMN THING.”

Sarah Palin Plays the Race Card Against Queen Latifah

Don Davis — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:49:40 +0000

“DON’T CHA’ THINK THE JOE SIXPACKS AND HOCKEY MOMS OF AMERICA WOULD PREFER A QUEEN LIKE ME, INSTEAD OF ONE WITH A MUSLIM NAME WHO�ASKED ME TOUGHER QUESTIONS ON A COMEDY SHOW THAN THE REAL MODERATOR.”

McCain Goes ‘Willie Horton’ on Economic Crisis

Don Davis — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:38:24 +0000

“SENATOR BARACK OBAMA HAS A SECRET PLAN�TO PUT THIS COUNTRY INTO THE BLACK.”