“AS WITH THE MOVIE OF THE SIMILAR NAME, NOBODY REALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THIS MEANS EITHER, AND SOME PEOPLE ALSO QUESTION WHETHER IT’S BEING DRIVEN BY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.”

“ONCE HE HAS TROUBLE EXTRICATING HIMSELF FROM THIS DILEMMA, AND STARTS PISSING IN HIS PANTS, EVEN HIS STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HIM.”

“WE FELT THIS WAS A WIN-WIN FOR BOTH THE LIBYAN AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, SINCE QADDAFI IS LESS LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN ANTI-SEMITIC RANTS, AND ALSO LESS LIKELY TO OFFEND THE FASHION GODS.”