“I GUESS I LOOKED INTO HER SOUL, AND LOST MY SOUL.”

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash: A Brief Guide to the Debates.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Putin rearing his head in … Venezuela!

Juan Cole on: Palin on Hamas.

Politics, Humor and High Culture, at BartCop E!

“NOT ONLY CAN I SEE ALASKA FROM MY DACHA, BUT WHEN THE PRESENT GOVERNOR REARS HER AIRHEAD, IT’S MORE OF A DANGER TO RUSSIAN AIRSPACE THAN CHERNOBYL.”

“WHADDYA’ EXPECT, I HAVE THE SAME FOREIGN POLICY TUTOR AS JOHN McCAIN.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The “True McCain” Position on Abortion, at BuzzFlash.

A real look into Putin’s eyes, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the John Edwards Sex Scandal Humor Roundup.

“HEY BUDDY, I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND SEE THAT YOU’RE  ALSO A CLUELESS, POWERLESS PUPPET CONTROLLED BY A RUTHLESS MEGALOMANIAC.”

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Lisa Casey has more on the numb-nuts Bush, and Amy Weiss at BuzzFlash with The Diplomat Decathlon: Bush’s Marathon of Olympic Blunders.

And in a similar vein, Countdown with a great summary of the Bush Presidency. 

“A SURGE IN SOUTH OSSETIA, NO TIMELINE  FOR GEORGIA WITHDRAWAL, AND DEFIANCE OF INTERNATIONAL LAW — I REALLY DID FIND MY SOULMATE.”