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March 12th, 2010

To Rally the Masses on Health Care Reform, Obama Channels John Belushi

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

February 24th, 2010

GOP Responds to Anthony Weiner’s Scathing Attack

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.


December 23rd, 2009

Obama, Senate Dems Explain Why ‘Public Option’ Unnecessary

“THAT’S RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. BY THE TIME THE HEALTH CARE BILL TAKES EFFECT, EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY, WILL ACTUALLY BE ELIGIBLE FOR MEDICARE.”

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BuzzFlash Analysis: Prosperous Hospitals and Insurance Companies Thriving on Eve of ‘Healthcare Reform.’

Lisa Casey on the Army’s lack of a pubic option.

Norm Jenson on the Chinese co-option of Copenhagen.

Grading the Prez, at BartCopE!

December 22nd, 2009

To Obstruct Health Bill’s Xmas Deadline, GOP Plans to Kidnap Santa Claus

“SINCE SENATOR McCAIN HAS BEEN GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO GIVE UP ALL HIS PRINCIPLES IN OUR FIGHT AGAINST HEALTH CARE REFORM, HE’LL BE IN CHARGE OF NOT ONLY THE ACTUAL KIDNAP OPERATION, BUT ALSO TORTURING THE FAT BASTARD.”


December 21st, 2009

To Get Ben Nelson’s Health Care Vote, Nebraska To Receive Kansas

“IT’S BEING CALLED THE ‘NEW KANSAS-NEBRASKA ACT.’ WE’LL ALL BE ENSLAVED TO THE INSURANCE COMPANIES, AND THERE’LL BE A HELLUVA’ LOTTA’ BLEEDING.”

December 6th, 2009

Congress to Offer TWO ‘Options’ on Public Option

“OK, YOU CAN EITHER EXERCISE THE PUBLIC OPTION WITHIN THIS TIGHT LITTLE AREA, OR YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE TOY PUBLIC OPTION.”


December 5th, 2009

Max Baucus Proposes Health Care Compromise: Public Option for Girlfriends

“ONCE YOU BECOME A SINGLE PLAYER, AND OPT-IN TO A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP, IT TRIGGERS COMPLETE GOVERNMENT BENEFITS BASED ON AN EXCHANGE OF SEXUAL FAVORS.”

November 24th, 2009

Grand Compromise in Senate? Public Option to Be Limited to Guy Named ‘Fred’

“AND JUST TO TRY TO GET SENATORS LIEBERMAN, NELSON AND LINCOLN ON BOARD, WE CHERRY-PICKED THIS GUY ‘FRED’ PRECISELY BECAUSE HE NEVER EVEN GOES OUT IN PUBLIC.”

October 28th, 2009

Even Lieberman’s Ancestors Betrayed the Public Option

“C’MON MOSES, LET’S LEAVE THE POOREST AND UNINSURED ISRAELITES BEHIND TO DEAL WITH THE TEN PLAGUES, WHILE WE RIDE OUT ACROSS THE DESERT ON OUR PRIVATE CAMELS.”

October 27th, 2009

Bush Truly Breaks the Mold As a Motivational Speaker

“SO REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN INTO A FAMILY WITH MONEY, FAME AND POLITICAL CONNECTIONS, YOU TOO, WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT, CAN COMPLETELY FUCK UP THE WORLD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin is motivated to warn: The Public Option Could Easily Unravel Yet.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show on the real motivations of the Catholic Church courting of Anglican priests.

Lisa Casey on the man who breaks the mold on moldy.

Jon Perr:  Study Claims U.S. Health Care System Wastes $700 Billion Annually.

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