“THE INCOMPETENT BASTARDS CAN’T EVEN FIND A REAL ‘PLUMBER’ THESE DAYS.”

“WHY WOULD BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ATTEND A DINNER NAMED AFTER A POLITICIAN … WHO ‘PALLED AROUND’ WITH SACCO AND VANZETTI?”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter wonders about John McCain and What Could Have Been.

Dan Kurtzman’s Best and Worst of the Debates.

Madkane’s Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain.

John McCain on Letterman, at One Good Move.

“IF YOU CANT BEAT HIM … CONJOIN HIM.” ]]> http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/16/secret-recording-of-mccain-bizarro-moment-revealed/feed/ 0 http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/16/cosmo-kramer-weighs-in-on-the-debate/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/16/cosmo-kramer-weighs-in-on-the-debate/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:24:24 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=4071

“RUMOR HAS IT YOU’RE NOT EVEN A ‘MOM’ AND A ‘POP’ … AND JOE’S NOT EVEN A PLUMBER!  BY THE WAY, YOU NEED TO FIX THOSE LEAKY PIPES.” 

“I’M OBVIOUSLY THROWING UP AN AYERS BALL, POLLUTING  THE AYERSWAVES, AYERSING OUT ALL THE PHONY DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA’S BIG AYERS.”

“SO, IF YOU GET ‘SICK,’ AND YOU FEEL YOU NEED ‘TREATMENT,’ JOHN McCAIN’S ‘HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN’ IS JUST THE ‘MEDICINE’ THAT THE ‘DOCTOR’ ORDERED.”

[Background at Crooks & Liars]

And Lisa Casey asks if McCain the ‘Airhead’ is fit for high office.

“FORGET TEFLON, THIS GUY IS MADE OF REINFORCED STAINLESS STEEL.”

“MOST FOLKS PREFER EVEN BRAND ‘X’ OR ‘Y’ TO JOHN McCAIN, WHO FLAMED OUT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING COMET.”

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?