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October 17th, 2008

Richard Nixon Laments the State of the Current GOP

“THE INCOMPETENT BASTARDS CAN’T EVEN FIND A REAL ‘PLUMBER’ THESE DAYS.”

October 17th, 2008

Palin Attacks Obama for Attending the Alfred E. Smith Dinner

“WHY WOULD BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, ATTEND A DINNER NAMED AFTER A POLITICIAN … WHO ‘PALLED AROUND’ WITH SACCO AND VANZETTI?”

Bartolomeo Vanzetti (left) and Nicola Sacco in handcuffs.

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter wonders about John McCain and What Could Have Been.

Dan Kurtzman’s Best and Worst of the Debates.

Madkane’s Ode To John “Air-Quotes” McCain.

John McCain on Letterman, at One Good Move.

October 16th, 2008

Secret Recording of McCain Bizarro Moment Revealed

“IF YOU CANT BEAT HIM … CONJOIN HIM.”

October 16th, 2008

Cosmo Kramer Weighs In On the Debate

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“RUMOR HAS IT YOU’RE NOT EVEN A ‘MOM’ AND A ‘POP’ … AND JOE’S NOT EVEN A PLUMBER!  BY THE WAY, YOU NEED TO FIX THOSE LEAKY PIPES.” 

October 16th, 2008

Forget ‘Air Quotes,’ McCain Uses ‘Ayers Quotes’ for Whole Campaign

“I’M OBVIOUSLY THROWING UP AN AYERS BALL, POLLUTING  THE AYERSWAVES, AYERSING OUT ALL THE PHONY DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA’S BIG AYERS.”

October 16th, 2008

Experts Conclude McCain’s Health Insurance Plan Has ‘Air Quotes’

“SO, IF YOU GET ‘SICK,’ AND YOU FEEL YOU NEED ‘TREATMENT,’ JOHN McCAIN’S ‘HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN’ IS JUST THE ‘MEDICINE’ THAT THE ‘DOCTOR’ ORDERED.”

[Background at Crooks & Liars]

And Lisa Casey asks if McCain the ‘Airhead’ is fit for high office.

October 16th, 2008

McCain’s Robo-Calls Claim Obama’s a Robot

“FORGET TEFLON, THIS GUY IS MADE OF REINFORCED STAINLESS STEEL.”

October 16th, 2008

Sex Scandals Continue to Rock GOP: Joe the Plumber Formerly ‘Josephine’

“MOST FOLKS PREFER EVEN BRAND ‘X’ OR ‘Y’ TO JOHN McCAIN, WHO FLAMED OUT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING COMET.”

October 16th, 2008

Joe the Plumber Admits Ulterior Motive in Backing McCain

Sen. Barack Obama answers a question from plumber Joe Wurzelbacher in Holland, Ohio, on Oct. 12.

LISTEN, BARACK, I REALLY DON’T GIVE A FLYIN’ MONKEY’S WRENCH ABOUT McCAIN, I JUST WANNA’ PUT MY MALE PIPE INTO SARAH PALIN’S FEMALE FIXTURE.”

October 16th, 2008

Finally, William Ayers Responds to McCain

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT AN OLD WASHED-UP ERRORIST.”

“THE IRAQIS WILL GREET US AS LIBERATORS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin weighs in on McCain’s Obsession with Joe the Plumber.

Norm Jenson has the McCain and Obama speeches at the Alfred E. Smith Dinner.

Juan Cole on Game Over: A Good Neighbor in the Gulf?

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