“NO, CHRIS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TAX HIKES, $3.8 TRILLION IS WHAT I EXPECT TO EARN OVER THE NEXT TEN YEARS JUST FROM JERKING AROUND THE WHOLE COUNTRY.”

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Lisa Casey on Sara Palin’s New Book.

“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE PORTLAND POLICE, THE COMPLAINANT MASSAGE THERAPIST ADMITTED THAT AL GORE KEPT SAYING, ‘THE HOTTER WE GET, THE MORE LIKELY WE’LL ALL HAVE AN UNHAPPY ENDING’.”

“AND I SAY TO THE GENTLEMAN, YOUR BRAIN, BALLS AND INTEGRITY — LIKE THE REST OF YOUR PARTY — HAVE SHRUNK LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.”

The video here:

“A BI-PARTISAN ETHICS COMMITTEE IS PREPARED TO LET MR. RANGEL KEEP HIS CONGRESSIONAL PERKS, AS LONG AS HE AGREES TO PRESIDE OVER HEARINGS AFTER DOING A SERIES OF HELIUM HITS.”

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Crooks & Liars with the real maybe deal.

Lisa Casey on the self-emasculating Mr. Beck.

“WHILE I BELIEVE IN RECONCILIATION, I DO INSIST THAT THE USDA RECLASSIFY A RUMP CUT AS A ‘BREITBART’.”

“THE LAST THING WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS TO MENTION RACE, AFRICA, OR ESPECIALLY THE AFRICAN RACE.”

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The real Obama message, at HuffPost.

“JUST BECAUSE I’M A WASHINGTON ‘REPORTER,’ DOESN’T MEAN I EVER HEARD OF THE GUY; BASED ON HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME, I THOUGHT HE MUST’VE BEEN SHIRLEY’S BROTHER.”

“One day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with make farmhands out of little white boys and white girls.”

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Andrew Breitbart as BuzzFlash’s Media Putz and Character Assassin.

Lisa Casey on a Black Republican who could use some ‘doctoring.’

“I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS THAT IT HAPPENED A QUARTER-CENTURY AGO  …  THERE’S NO FORGIVENESS WHEN YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MARY AND HER LITTLE LAMB WHOSE FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW.”

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Story at Crooks & Liars.

GOP Senator Jon Kyl, who along with his fellow party cretins has blamed unemployment benefits for unemployment, was caught in an embarrassing betrayal of conservative dogma today, when he acknowledged that continuation of the Bush-era tax cuts will  only incentivize the wealthy to slack off.

Kyl, who thought television cameras and microphones were off during a taping of the new FOX News Sunday morning program, This Week in 1931, cackled heartily as he was overheard saying “if our rich friends who bankroll our campaigns get to keep their windfall tax cuts, they won’t even bother to get off their fat asses to to clip their bond coupons.”

Kyl further “gave away” his real beliefs by adding, “if we really wanted to spur growth and job creation, we’d double taxes on the super-rich; after all, just to maintain their lifestyle of luxury houses and boats, they’d have to work twice as hard.”

To make matters even worse, Kyl expressed amazement that “Democrats buy the bullshit about even more favorable tax rates for capital gains on passive investments.” “After all,” Kyl added, “if  low tax rates are supposed to encourage and reward hard work, how are lower tax rates supposed to incentivize doing nothing?”

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell hastily called a press conference to claim that Kyl had been out in the Arizona sun too long, apparently unaware that the sanity of his entire party had been adversely affected by the very global warming that they vehemently deny.

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on the threat to Progressive Programs on MSNBC.

Jim Hightower on the skewed fiscal priorities, via BartCopE!

Lisa Casey on the return of America’s Favorite Soap Opera.