“LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, JESUS. IT’LL BE LIKE A START TREATY, EXCEPT YOU’LL BE STARTING A WHOLE NEW RELIGION.”

Story here.

“I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. ….But I stand by my husband’s stance on DADT.” {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1}

Full story at HuffPost.

“I USUALLY PREFER A GOOD KICK IN THE GROIN TO A HEAD BASH, BUT SOMETIMES EVEN WE TEA PARTIERS HAVE TO COMPROMISE A BIT ON OUR PRINCIPLES.”

“IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE CRAZY THINGS YOU DO IN HIGH SCHOOL, MASTURBATING AS YOU DRIVE ACROSS THE DELAWARE RIVER.”

“IT WAS JUST MY NORMAL TENDENCY TO CONFUSE DELUSIONS WITH REALITY.”

“I WAS DOING JUST FINE IN THE DEBATE, UNTIL THE MEXICAN DIRECTOR OF THE DEBATE YELLED ‘CUT,’ AND THE MEXICAN HAIR STYLIST THEN TRIMMED MORE THAN JUST MY BANGS.”

“OH, I NEVER FOOLED ANYONE ABOUT THE GAY THING, BUT GETTING MADE UP EVERYDAY WITH THIS WHITE MASK TO HIDE MY INNER MOSQUE … WAS A REAL BITCH.”

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Inquiring minds want to know: When will the Palins go INTO the closet? — at All Hat No Cattle.

Christian Action Network Mounts Comeback on Islamophobic Agenda, at BuzzFlash.

“NOT ONLY IS HE ONE OF THE WORLD’S GREAT RELIGIOUS  LEADERS,  BUT HE CAN ALSO LEAD THE CHARGE FOR DRILLING FOR OIL UNDER GROUND ZERO.”

“WE ALSO CALL IT A RACE TO THE ‘CENTER’ — WHERE WE REWARD THE CONCESSIONAL LEFT AND PUNISH THOSE WHO INSIST ON CRITICAL INDEPENDENT THOUGHT.”

More reaction at Huffington Post.

Madkane’s Open Limerick To Robert Gibbs and President Obama.

Lisa Casey on more of the Un-Professional Right.

Recommended Reading Links, at BartCopE!

“ACCORDING TO THE FORMER BAYLOR STUDENT, SHE REALLY DIDN’T MIND THE FORCED ‘BONG HITS’ AND WORSHIP OF AQUA BUDDHA, BUT SHE ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE AFTER RAND PAUL FORCED HER TO READ AYN RAND.”

Story at HuffPost.

More on Ayn Rand and the Racism and the Anti-tax, Anti-government Cult of the Last Thirty Years: The Bigotry Behind the Reagan Doctrine – Jay Diamond at BuzzFlash.