“YOU’D REALLY LOVE IT, GLENN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU HAVE TICKLE FIGHTS AND NAKED SHOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE A POLICY OF ‘DON’T ASK  DON’T TELL’ ABOUT MORONS.”

“SINCE HIS COUSIN, JOHN ADAMS, DEFENDED THE BRITISH AFTER THE BOSTON MASSACRE, WE URGE THE TEA PARTIERS TO DUMP SAM ADAMS BEER INTO BOSTON HARBOR.”

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BuzzFlash Commentary on Liz Cheney’s McCarthyism: A Family Tradition?

Special Report on Alice in Teabag-istan, at Crooks & Liars.

“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”

“YES, IT’S PERFECTLY CLEAR, THIS ONE CAN NOT POSSIBLY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.”

“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”

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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.

“HOLY SHIT, LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA’ HAVE TO DITCH THIS NAME, AND COME BACK WEARING REAL AMERICAN HATS …  WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.”

“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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Staying with  “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.

Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.

BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.

“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”

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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.

“NO, I DID NOT HONOR YOUR DEMAND THAT I BRING YOU POLAND SPRING WATER.”

“TURD, TURD, TURD … TURD IS THE WORD. EVERYONE KNOWS … MY WORD IS TURD.”

Just in case you haven’t heard … here’s Pete Griffin’s original performance.