“THE DAILY SHOW — UMM, NOW WHO ELSE USES THE WORD ‘DAILY’ IN THEIR TITLE?  OF COURSE, IT’S THE COMMUNIST PAPER, THE DAILY WORKER. AND THE WORD ‘SHOW’ — IT’S THE VERY SAME COMMIES WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE ‘SHOW’ TRIAL.”

“WE FIGURED IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO GET COOPERATION FROM THE PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS — THIS WAY THEY CAN SAY THEY’RE FROM THE ‘WHITE’ BRACKET , AND THEY’RE GONNA’ BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF THE “BLACK,’ ‘HISPANIC’ AND ‘GAY’ BRACKETS.”

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

“UNLIKE WITH THE SWEDISH CARTOONIST, THE DEFENDANT MADE NO CLAIM THAT THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST HAD EVER DRAWN THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD … BUT SIMPLY THAT SHE DREW MS. LaROSE TO LOOK FAT IN HER JAIL-GREEN JUMPSUIT.”

“THE PRESIDENT HAS KENYA OVER ETHIOPIA COMING OUT OF THE ‘AFRICAN EAST’ BRACKET, AND THEN LOSING TO NIGERIA COMING OUT OF THE MIDWEST.”

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More Fox News insanity, with Glenn Beck U. — at All Hat No Cattle.

More on Michael Moore vs. Rahm, at BartCopE!

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

“WE’RE STILL WORKING OUT THE WRINKLES, BUT IT’S STILL GONNA’ HAVE … PLENTY OF WRINKLES.”

“JIMMY WILL MAKE THE WALLS SO THIN … YOU’LL BE UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO YOUR  NEIGHBORS SCHTUPPING.”

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

“WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION OF HARDWALL — THE PLACE WHERE THREE OF THE WORLD’S MAJOR RELIGIONS COME TOGETHER, AND GIVE ME A THRILL UP BOTH LEGS.“