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August 25th, 2010

How Muslim Cab Drivers Should Retaliate for NYC Stabbing

“NEXT TIME A FARE ASKS US TO TAKE THEM TO ‘GROUND ZERO,’ WE’RE GONNA’ TURN ON THE METER AND TAKE A SLIGHT  DETOUR … TO DEARBORN, MICHIGAN.”

Lisa Casey on the FOX detour from reality.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

April 19th, 2010

Right-Wing Militias Seek Greater Federal Regulation of Canned Goods

“WE NEVER REALLY TRUSTED THE FEDERAL GUMMINT … UNTIL WE FOUND TWO PARTS OF RAT SHIT, AND THREE PARTS COCKROACH, IN OUR BAKED BEANS.”

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Right-Wing militias too militant for the Tea Partiers? — at Think Progress.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Lingering Effects of Bush’s Impotent Überstate.

More Right-Wing Idiocy, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

April 4th, 2010

New History ‘Tex-Books’ Omit Invention of Printing Press

“WE’RE JUST GONNA’ EMPHASIZE THE STONE TABLETS INVENTED BY A GUY NAMED GOD-ENBERG.”

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A Tea Party in Wonderland: Lewis Carroll Meets Modern Day American Conservatism — at BuzzFlash.

More on Re-Righting History at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

March 29th, 2010

GOP’s New Slogan: ‘We’re the Party of Freedom, Except for Bondage Clubs’

“IN OTHER WORDS, DON’T TREAD ON US, UNLESS YOU’RE  WEARING SIX-INCH STILETTO HEELS.”

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All Hat No Cattle really penetrates the GOP problem.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

March 16th, 2010

Desperate Tea Partiers Claim Health Reform Bill Creates ‘Tickle Panels’

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

February 1st, 2010

Finally, J.D. Salinger Seeks Publicity, for ‘Catcher in the Sky’

“It’s about a man who gets kicked out of heaven for fighting with the angels and repeatedly using ‘goddamn,’ and then fantasizes about gaining redemption by preventing children from falling off clouds. And I’ll be talking about it on Oprah, Twitter and Facebook.”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP’s ‘About-Face.”

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

December 9th, 2009

Cancellation of ‘As the World Turns’ Celebrated by the ‘Flat Earthers’

“SEE, IT’S NOT ONLY THE EAST ANGLIA ZEALOTS FEEDING US NONSENSE OVER GLOBAL WARMING, BUT THOSE EAST COAST LIBERALS OVER AT CBS WHO, AFTER 54 YEARS, HAVE FINALLY ABANDONED THE SOAP OPERA THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND.”


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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Senate’s latest Health Care moves.

Jon Stewart does The Healthcare Debate, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

October 25th, 2009

Mystery Solved: Northwest Airline Pilots Had FOX News On in Cockpit

“THE PILOTS EXPLAINED THAT BECAUSE THE COMMENTATORS KEPT REPEATING THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FROM KENYA, THEY NATURALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT FARGO, AND HAD ENDED UP IN THE HORN OF AFRICA.”

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More fallout from watching FOX News, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week

Halloween Mashups at BartCopE!

October 18th, 2009

Balloon Family Claims ‘Hoax’ Was Inspired By George W. Bush

“WE WERE READING ABOUT  BUSH’S EXPERIENCE  IN THE NATIONAL GUARD, AND THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE IDEA TO HAVE MY SON BAIL OUT OF THE FLIGHT AND HIDE IN A COZY, DARK PLACE.”

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Mark Karlin on  the Hoax  of the 30 Republican Senators Who Voted to Enable Rape, and Norm Jenson on Bill Maher’s Vaccine Hoax.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

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