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March 16th, 2010

Desperate Tea Partiers Claim Health Reform Bill Creates ‘Tickle Panels’

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ FOLLOW ERIC MASSA AND THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.  GRANDMA IS NOT ‘TICKLE- READY,’ ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE HASN’T LAUGHED SINCE THE BOB HOPE USO TOUR IN VIETNAM.”

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Lisa Casey with the alternative  GOP Health Plan.

Dan Kurtzman’s  Political Cartoons of the Week.

February 1st, 2010

Finally, J.D. Salinger Seeks Publicity, for ‘Catcher in the Sky’

“It’s about a man who gets kicked out of heaven for fighting with the angels and repeatedly using ‘goddamn,’ and then fantasizes about gaining redemption by preventing children from falling off clouds. And I’ll be talking about it on Oprah, Twitter and Facebook.”

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Lisa Casey on the GOP’s ‘About-Face.”

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

December 9th, 2009

Cancellation of ‘As the World Turns’ Celebrated by the ‘Flat Earthers’

“SEE, IT’S NOT ONLY THE EAST ANGLIA ZEALOTS FEEDING US NONSENSE OVER GLOBAL WARMING, BUT THOSE EAST COAST LIBERALS OVER AT CBS WHO, AFTER 54 YEARS, HAVE FINALLY ABANDONED THE SOAP OPERA THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND.”


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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Senate’s latest Health Care moves.

Jon Stewart does The Healthcare Debate, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

October 25th, 2009

Mystery Solved: Northwest Airline Pilots Had FOX News On in Cockpit

“THE PILOTS EXPLAINED THAT BECAUSE THE COMMENTATORS KEPT REPEATING THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FROM KENYA, THEY NATURALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT FARGO, AND HAD ENDED UP IN THE HORN OF AFRICA.”

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More fallout from watching FOX News, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week

Halloween Mashups at BartCopE!

October 18th, 2009

Balloon Family Claims ‘Hoax’ Was Inspired By George W. Bush

“WE WERE READING ABOUT  BUSH’S EXPERIENCE  IN THE NATIONAL GUARD, AND THAT’S WHERE I GOT THE IDEA TO HAVE MY SON BAIL OUT OF THE FLIGHT AND HIDE IN A COZY, DARK PLACE.”

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Mark Karlin on  the Hoax  of the 30 Republican Senators Who Voted to Enable Rape, and Norm Jenson on Bill Maher’s Vaccine Hoax.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

September 28th, 2009

Forget Chicago as Host City, Here’s What Obama Should Really Pitch to the IOC

“NOW, IF THE IOC APPROVES THE NEW SPORT OF ‘GOP ASS-KICKIN,’ THAT’S THE SUREST WAY TO PROMOTE WORLD PEACE AND THE TRUE OLYMPIC SPIRIT.”

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Chicago-based BuzzFlash on the downside of a Chicago Olympics.

Lisa Casey on some “deja vu all over again” politics.

John Amato at Crooks & Liars on the cost of the wars vs. health care.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

September 14th, 2009

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY … AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually “10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.”

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

September 13th, 2009

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT … AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

August 30th, 2009

Cheney Claims Detainee Torture Was Merely ‘End-of-Life Counseling’

Cheney 

“IT WAS REALLY NO DIFFERENT THAN THE CURRENT PROPOSALS OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION – BOTH CASES REALLY JUST INVOLVE THE DECISION TO DISCONTINUE EXTRAORDINARY TREATMENT.”

Crooks & Liars with the latest Cheney B.S. on the CIA probe, and the responses of John McCain and George Will.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Kennedy Memorial Service Lays out the Contrast Between Dems and GOP: Service to the Nation or Service to the Self.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

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