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October 30th, 2008

Sarah Palin Halloween Costumes the Hot Item … for Pit Bulls!

“THIS WAY, WE FEEL LIKE WE CAN STILL STAY IN CHARACTER.”

September 7th, 2008

Hollywood Plans Movie if Palin Elected: ‘Four Shotgun Weddings and a Funeral’

“IT’S NOT EASY BEING A BUSY, WORKING, PIT BULL HOCKEY MOM, BUT ATTENDING MY PREGNANT CHILDREN’S EMERGENCY NUPTIALS, AND OLD JOHN’S EMERGENCY FAREWELL, IS ALL IN A GOOD DAY’S WORK.”

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Frank Rich on Palin and McCain’s Shotgun Marriage

BuzzFlash Review of Obama’s Challenge: America’s Economic Crisis and the Power of a Transformative Presidency .

Jon Perr at Crooks & Liars on the infamous McCain temper.

September 7th, 2008

Sarah Palin to Star in Remake of ‘Leave It To Beaver’

“JUST AS JOHN MARRIED A RICH WOMAN TO MAKE HIS LIFE EASIER, THE OLD GUY IS GONNA’ KICK BACK — IF HE DOESN’T KICK THE BUCKET — AND LET THIS PIT BULL HOCKEY MOM BE FIRST IN THIS COUNTRY.”

GEE WALLY, ISN’T IT KINDA’ SWELL WE HAVE A VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WITH THE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER OF EDDIE HASKELL.”

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