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December 16th, 2009

Secret Service Blamed for Letting ‘Obama Impersonator’ Crash the White House

“KEITH, WE THINK ‘THE CANDIDATE OBAMA’ HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE REBEL GROUP KNOWN AS THE ‘CLINTONISTAS,’ AND THAT SOMEHOW RAHM EMANUEL IS IMPERSONATING BOTH THE PRESIDENT AND THE SECRET SERVICE.”

Lisa Casey on Guess Who Came to a WH Breakfast?

December 6th, 2009

Obama Administration Claims Eggs-ecutive Privilege for White House Chef

“THE PRESIDENT IS CLEARLY ENTITLED TO A CLOAK OF CONFIDENTIALITY, CONCERNING WHETHER HE’S BEING FED ANY WARMED-OVER LEFTOVERS FROM THE LAST ADMINISTRATION.”

December 3rd, 2009

Salahis Claim They Were on Schindler’s List

“SIMPLY AMAZING. THEIR NAME SOUNDS ARABIC, THEY HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN BORN, YET THERE SEEMS TO BE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT THEY WORSHIP AT TEMPLE EMANUEL.”

December 2nd, 2009

Salahis Refuse to Testify in Congress, Unless NOT Invited

“PUT YOURSELF IN OUR POSITION. WE DON’T WANT TO RUIN OUR HARD-EARNED REPUTATION.”

December 1st, 2009

Obama’s Shocking Afghan Plan: Send Michaele Salahi

“IF THERE’S ANYBODY WHO CAN RECTIFY THE EGREGIOUS MISTAKES OF THE BUSH-CHENEY ADMINISTRATION, AND ACTUALLY GET TO OSAMA BIN LADEN IN HIS HIDDEN CAVE, IT HAS TO BE MICHAELE SALAHI, WHO CAN CLAIM SHE’S MERELY ONE OF BIN LADEN‘S 49 REAL HOUSEWIVES.”

“SALAHI? A GOOD ARAB NAME, AND SHE BRINGS HER OWN CAMERA CREW. YES, SEND HER IN, MAYBE WE CAN GET OUR OWN REALITY SHOW.”

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Lisa Casey on the Real White House Party Crashers.

Jon Perr’s Perrspective: Michael Moore’s Afghanistan Letter Rewrites History of Obama Campaign.

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