“JUST LIKE ‘JOE THE PLUMBER,’ I THINK THE CRACK IN MY ASS IS STARTING TO SHOW.”

“WHEN I CAN SEE THE WINDOWS AT SAKS FROM MY WINDOW, I HAVE THE FLEXIBILITY TO OCCUPY THE STORE, AND LOOT IT FOR MY PERSONAL ADVANTAGE.”

“I THINK SHE’S GOT IT, I THINK SHE’S GOT IT.”

“I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, THAT A GOOD CLOSET ORGANIZER … KNOWS HOW TO DIVIDE THE ‘WHITES’ FROM THE ‘BLACKS’.”

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Meg at BuzzFlash on The Welfare Queen from Wasilla.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Ms. Apocalypstick.

Juan Cole: Iraq Moves Closer to Obama-Type Plan for early US Withdrawal.

Proof That John McCain Is, In Fact, George Bush, via Dan Kurtzman.

YOU CAN TAKE THE WOMAN INTO SAKS, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SACK OF SHIT OUT OF THE WOMAN. 

Crooks & Liars with the story.