The Satirical Political Report » palin valentino http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:42:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 CBS’s New Hit Show: The Wasilla Hillbillies http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/08/cbss-hit-new-show-the-wasilla-hillbillies/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/11/08/cbss-hit-new-show-the-wasilla-hillbillies/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:06:02 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=4701
Come and listen to a story about a woman named Sarah
An Alaskan pit bull, who wore lipstick and mascara,
Then one day she was field-dressin’ a moose,
And along comes McCain, holding his own noose.
  
Seekin’ VP that is, Not black or old, Sexist plea. 
 
Well the first thing you know ol Sarah’s a big riser,
Talkin’ trash, knockin’ community organ-izers
Said “Top of the ticket, is the place I oughtta’ be”
So she looted Neiman Marcus, for the whole familee. 
 
Designer clothes, that is. Valentino, Not Donna Koran.  

Now its time to say goodbye, to Sarah and her kin.
She plans to do some studyin’, to find those Africans.
You’re all invited back, to see what she can do that’s dumber 
While she plots to run in two-oh- twelve with Mr. Joe the Plumber

For President, that is. Can’t spell, Takes her shoes off to count.

She’ll be back in four, y’hear?.

“JED CLAMPETT, WELCOME SIR. IS IT TRUE THAT JETHRO’S FIXIN’ TO VOTE FOR THAT PALIN WOMAN IN 2012.”

“MR. MATTHEWS, I GOTTA HAVE A LONG TALK WITH THAT BOY.”

 

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