“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS, I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOU IN HUNTING PHEASANT AND INVADING RUSSIA.”

“YES, GOD, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN FEEL YOUR DIVINE PRESENCE, AND WILL CARRY OUT YOUR WILL.”

                   AUGUST 2008

“HELLO, SENATOR McCAIN?  … YES, I PROMISE YOU THAT I’M A COMPETENT, HONEST, INTELLIGENT PUBLIC SERVANT.”

Story/Audio at Huffington Post.