“UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT, I CAN SAY ANY FREAKISH SHIT I WANT, AND NOT BE CRITICIZED BY THE ELITE LIBERAL MEDIA.”

“MY WIFE PAT WEARS A CLOTH COAT.”  ”I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THE CONSIGNMENT SHOP.”

“I’VE GOT A RUSSIAN IN THE KITCHEN.”  “I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY KITCHEN.”

“YOU WON’T HAVE NIXON TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.”   “I’M NOT GONNA’ ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS FROM THE LIBERAL MEDIA ANYMORE.”

“I AM NOT A CROOK.”     “THE TROOPERGATE REPORT SAID I DID NOT BREAK ANY LAWS.” 

 “I LIKE IKE, ‘CAUSE HE MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK.”  “THIS DIVA IS GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK.”

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BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on The Toxic GOP and Its Just Desserts.

Michael Moore on Larry King, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on the Hypocrisy of the GOP’s ‘One-Party Rule’ Gambit.

Dan Kurtzman has The 25 Funniest Viral Videos of Election 2008.

“I TRIED TO BLAME IT ON A TALL BLACK MAN, BUT WHAT REALLY DID ME IN WAS THE ‘BACKWARDS B’ FOR ‘BUSH’ THAT I CARVED INTO THE FACE I SHOWED THE VOTERS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash on Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.”

Never mind a ‘Fifth Grader,’ is Sarah Palin smarter than a … fruit fly?  Norm Jenson on the latest ignorance of the Lady in Red.

Will Ferrell’s Bush Meets Fey’s Palin on ‘SNL’, via Dan Kurtzman.

The Wheels are comin’ off –  via Lisa Casey. 

Madkane on the well-heeled Ms. Palin.

“AND SO WHEN I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW, AND SAW COLUMBUS COMING TO THE SHORES OF ALASKA, ALONG WITH NINO SCALIA, A FORD PINTO, AND SANTA CLAUS, IT JUST REAFFIRMED MY FAITH IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS.”

“DON’T CHA’ THINK THE JOE SIXPACKS AND HOCKEY MOMS OF AMERICA WOULD PREFER A QUEEN LIKE ME, INSTEAD OF ONE WITH A MUSLIM NAME WHO ASKED ME TOUGHER QUESTIONS ON A COMEDY SHOW THAN THE REAL MODERATOR.”

“I’M NOT GONNA’ RESPOND TO THE CRISIS ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST INSURRECTION; INSTEAD I’M GONNA’ DEAL WITH … A HOCKEY MOM’S YEAST INFECTION.”

“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.”

[Nico Pitney with the story at Huffington Post.]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Down Goes McCain.

Madkane on a Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?

Lisa Casey with Bush’s Real Mission Accomplished.

“JOHN McCAIN IS NOT UNDER BUSH-IET DOMINATION.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Rain Woman Palin.

Wasting no time, the late-night comics weigh in with the Vice Presidential Debate Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

Juan Cole on the VP Non-Debate.

And another true sign of the Apocalypse?  Faithful See Virgin Mary’s Image in Toilet Bowl – at One Good Move.

“IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE WON’T BE PREJUDICED BY ANY PRECEDENTS, AND BESIDES, I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER IN A ROBE.”

“AND SO, ACCORDING TO DICKENS, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, AND ALSO THE WORST OF TIMES, AND THAT WAS EVEN TRUE DURING VARIOUS TIMES OF THE DAY, AND DICKENS KNEW THIS, BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO REAR HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS OFFICE WINDOW AND SEE BIG BEN.”