“AS A FORMER ‘LEO’ HE SURE SOUNDED LIKE A LION FROM AFRICA, BUT NOW IT’S CLEAR THAT THERE’S A ‘CANCER’ IN THE PRESIDENCY.”

[Satiric News Editors Note: It's true! Barack's Aug, 4th birthdate underwent this conversion.]

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Norm Jenson on Astrology in Crisis.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  House Republicans are Killing Lifesaving Healthcare Reform.

Mad Kane: Finally, Joementum In the Right Direction.

M is for Mashup at BartCopE!

“THIS IS IN COMPLETE ACCORD WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL AS THE CLASSES I TOOK AT “XENOPHOBE LAW SCHOOL FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS.”

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Speaking of so-called compromise, Bill Berkowitz at BuzzFlash reports on The “Civility Project”: Evidently, the Tea Partiers breaking up Town Hall meetings aren’t listening.

“IT’S A COMPLETE OUTRAGE WHEN SOMEONE LIKE BILL CLINTON GOES AS FAR AS EXTENDING A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE TO RELEASE HOSTAGES … AS OPPOSED TO GIVING UP SOMETHING TRULY VALUABLE IN RETURN.”

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More on the Clinton Charm Offensive  at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another dangerous foreigner: Orly Taitz.

Jon Stewart on Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill. via One Good Move.

“I CAN’T PRODUCE THE ACTUAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A ‘CERTIFICATE OF IN-BRED INSANITY,’  WHICH ALL WE ROYALISTS HAVE.”