The Satirical Political Report » o.j. simpson http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:42:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Joe Biden’s Gaffe Almost Ruins the ‘Beer Summit’ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/30/joe-bidens-gaffe-almost-ruins-the-beer-summit/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/07/30/joe-bidens-gaffe-almost-ruins-the-beer-summit/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:02:38 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=8051 Beer Summit

“GENTLEMAN, SINCE THIS MEETING SEEMS TO BE GOING SO WELL, WHY DON’T WE BUILD ON THIS BY BRINGING YOU GUYS BACK, ALONG WITH O.J SIMPSON AND MARK FUHRMAN.”

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Police Commissioner Robert Haas speaks to reporters at Cambridge Police headquarters Thursday about the actions of Cambridge Sgt. James Crowley, who was criticized by President Barack Obama after arresting black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. in his Massachusetts home. Also pictured is Cambridge Sgt. James DeFrancesco. (AP Photo)

 

“I GOTTA’ HAND IT TO THE PROFESSOR, THE OLD GUY CAN REALLY HANDLE A ’94 FORD BRONCO AROUND TIGHT HOSPITAL CORNERS.”

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“MR. SIMPSON, THAT PARTICULAR FACILITY IS ALREADY BURSTING AT THE SEAMS,  BUT IT’S THE JUDGMENT OF THIS COURT THAT YOU WILL BE THE ULTIMATE ‘ROLE MODEL’ FOR THAT CROWD.”
Complete NFL crime blotter here.
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“READ LITERALLY, THE BILL APPLIES TO ALL FORMS OF ROBBERY.”

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