The Satirical Political Report » oil http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Wed, 23 May 2012 02:12:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Auto Executives Return to D.C. in Flintstones Car http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/12/02/auto-executives-to-return-to-dc-in-flintstone-car/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/12/02/auto-executives-to-return-to-dc-in-flintstone-car/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 03:24:39 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=5069 MSNBC- Auto CEOs Private Jets

“YES, SENATOR, THIS SHOULD PROVE THAT WE’RE READY, WILLING AND ABLE TO GET BACK ON OUR FEET, ALTHOUGH WE CAN’T IMMEDIATELY WEAN OURSELVES OFF FOSSIL FUELS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Guess Who’s Still Crazy After All These Years, by Lisa Casey.

Now Hiring: No Grudges in Barack Obama’s HR Approach – at BuzzFlash.

Sweeping Bush Rule to Limit Abortion, Birth Control Access, at Perrspectives.

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“IF A REPUBLICAN LIKE ME TAXES BIG OIL AND GIVES THE REVENUE TO THE PEOPLE, THAT’S POPULISM. IF A DEMOCRAT LIKE BARACK OBAMA DOES IT, THAT’S CLEARLY SOCIALISM.” 

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Meg White at BuzzFlash on “Pinko” Palin and Her Socialist State, and Stephen Colbert on Obama The Socialist, at One Good Move.

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“I’M GOING TO BE BROUGHT OUT IN SHACKLES, IN A HANOI HILTON STYLE CELL, WHERE l’LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY OVERCOME MY NORTH VIETNAMESE GUARDS, THEN STOP AN ABORTION IN PROGRESS, AND FINISH UP BY DRILLING FOR OIL RIGHT THROUGH THE CONVENTION STAGE.”

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King Glut (King Glut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he’d see
A black man blocking him, from the Presi-den-cy

(King Glut) How’d you get your money?
(Lucky Glut) Was it your blond honey?
Lives in Arizona,
Lost his maverick persona (King Glut).

Drillin’ in your backyard (Oil Glut)
Playin’ the race card (Right-wing Glut)
Even Bush thinks he’s a retard (Iraqi Glut)

Now, when I’m rich,
Now don’t think I’m a nut,
Just want some fancy houses,
Like those owned by King Glut (King Glut)

He really is a Dummy,
Older than a mummy,
Lives in Arizona, lost his maverick persona,
Can’t use a cell phone-a, his TWELVE  Condos are a boner,
King Glut!
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BLOGWORTHIES:

Madkane: McCain Thought They Were Asking How Many Combs He Owns.

Democracy as Daycare , by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on Income Inequality, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with Top 10 Dumbest John McCain Quotes.

Lisa Casey on McCain’s pick for running mate.

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“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ ACTUALLY USE ‘EM IN THE OLYMPICS, BUT TRADE ‘EM TO SAUDI ARABIA FOR SOME MORE OIL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Obama-McCain Town Hall Meetings That Weren’t: An Opportunity Missed, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

100K Signatures for Impeachment Delivered to Pelosi, at Crooks & Liars.

The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

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