Heard of a RIG that is, loaded with weapons
packed TIGHT and ready to BLOW
Heard of some gravesites, on the GULF WATERS
a place where WILDLIFE DON’T FLOW
The sound of COAST GUARD, off in the distance
We’re getting used to it now
TURNED an ECOSYSTEM, into a ghetto
We’ve DRILLED all over this WORLD

This ain’t no MARDI GRAS, we are a RISK CO.
Cause we’re still fooling around
This IS our Mud club, We’re G.B. SEABEES
We  got MORE time for that now

Heard about NEW ORLEANS? Heard about MIAMI?
Heard about NINTH WARD IN La.?
You oughta know not to, stand by the BEACHFRONT
somebody might see you in OIL
I got some groceries, some peanut butter
to last a couple of days
But I ain’t got no TUNA
ain’t got no SALMON
ain’t got no SOLE to FILET

This ain’t no MARDI GRAS, we are a RISK CO.
Cause we’re still fooling around
This IS our Mud club, We’re G.B. SEABEES
We  got MORE time for that now

“WE’LL  SIMPLY LET OUR CUSTOMERS DO WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO: INHALE THE TOXIC FUMES WHILE THEY DECIDE WHEN TO CUT OFF THE FLOW, AND WHETHER THEY WANT TO CLEAN THINGS UP WITH THE SQUEEGEE.”

“I SIMPLY CAN’T BLOODY FIGURE OUT WHY THE PUBLIC IS SO ANGRY ABOUT OUR NEXT SOLUTION TO MOP UP THIS MESS.”

“IT’S SIMPLY TIME TO STRING UP CAPTAIN BLIGHT.“

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “crime and punishment” of the “economy wreckers.”

Lisa Casey with the latest Sarah Palin brain spill.

“OBVIOUSLY, I’D DO NOTHING. AND WITH THAT COMES THE ADDED BENEFIT OF A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT … MR. PAUL’S OILY FISH STICKS.”

“THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF BEING A LIBERTARIAN.  I  COLLECT A GOVERNMENT CHECK, AND STILL GET TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FAMILY.  AND BEST OF ALL, MY PHILOSOPHY ALLOWS ME TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE ENSUING CHAOS.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: May’s Conventional Wisdom Could be November’s Joke.

Chaos theory as practiced by BP, at All Hat No Cattle; and Mad Kane with the poetry of Oily Obstruction.

Dan Kurtzman with The Funniest Political Bumper Stickers of 2010.

“AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THE  ECO–NAZIS DO …  EMPLOYING SUICIDE SQUIRRELS TO ADVANCE THEIR RADICAL AGENDA, SO WE ALL END UP LIVING BACK IN TREES.”

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Media Matters with the Rush story, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on A Universal Conspiracy of Dunces.

The Real News: The Age Of Science And Discovery, at One Good Move.

Forget water-skiing, Lisa Casey with the Hitch-Hiking Nut.

“ONCE THE OIL SPILL WORKS ITS WAY INTO OUR ECOSYSTEM, AND EVERYBODY IS  AT LEAST A NICE DEEP BROWN, RACIAL PROFILING WILL BE AS EXTINCT AS LOUISIANA WILDLIFE.”

Crooks & Liars with the latest This Week’s Roundtable.

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Lisa Casey with the new Gulf of Mexico Tourist Slogan.

From the new Book of Revelations:  Christ Would be Arrested in AZ! — at BuzzFlash.

BartCopE!’s Weekly Poll on the real “Alien” Threat.

“I’D RATHER HAVE MY BIRDS SOAKING UP A LITTLE CRUDE, THAN BEING COMPLETELY BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY BY A WIND FARM.”