The Satirical Political Report

"The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."



December 11th, 2008

The REAL Reason Prosecutor Fitzgerald Rushed to Arrest Blagojevich

“HE WAS INVOLVED IN A MAJOR CONSPIRACY TO IMMEDIATELY RENAME CHICAGO’S AIRPORT TO … O’HAIR!”

——————————————————————————————————-

Lisa Casey weighs in on the Blago-Hair.

January 1st, 2008

Musharraf Promises Full Investigation of … Sunroofs!

 

“IF WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A FUNCTIONING DE-MOCK-RACY, WE HAVE TO KEEP OUT ALL THE¬†SUNLIGHT.”

——————————————————————————————

BLOGWORTHIES:

Crooks & Liars with the update on “Sunroofgate.”

Dan Kurtzman’s 2007 in Review: Best of the ‘Best of’ Lists.

Why ‘Serious’ is ‘Better’ than ‘Credible’– at Firedoglake.

November 17th, 2007

MUSHARRAF’S PROMISE TO REMOVE MILITARY UNIFORM SETS OFF BIDDING WAR BY GAY PAKISTANI WEBSITES

 

“WITH THE HUGE MONEY THIS’LL RAISE, WE’LL BE ABLE TO BLOW OFF¬†U.S. AID, BUY¬†OFF THE MILITARY, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO REFURNISH OSAMA’S CAVE.”¬†

“BOTH YOU AND MUSHARRAF ARE VERY, VERY,¬†BAD MEN.”