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November 7th, 2008

Another ‘Red State’ Comes in Late for Obama: Mars!

 

WE ALWAYS WANTED TO VOTE DEMOCRATIC — WE JUST COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET TO EARTH UNTIL WOLF BLITZER HELPED US OUT.”

CNN's Jessica Yellin appears live as a hologram before anchor Wolf Blitzer Tuesday night in New York.

CNN’s Jessica Yellin appears live as a hologram before anchor Wolf Blitzer Tuesday night in New York. 

November 4th, 2008

Museum of Natural History Set to Open a ‘Republican Exhibit’

WE ALWAYS KNEW REPUBLICANS WERE DINOSAURS … BUT NOW WE’VE REALLY GOT THEM BY THE BONES.”

September 26th, 2007

CONVICTED POLYGAMIST SEEKS UNLIMITED CONJUGAL VISITS

“YEAH, THREE SQUARES AND THREE SCREWS A DAY; I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.”

“There’s nothing hotter than conjugal visit orgies.”

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