“I’M MUCH BETTER SUITED FOR THAT JOB. SINCE I’M A BIT SHY I’LL ONLY HAVE TO RECITE 39 WORDS EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND I THINK I CAN ‘FAITHFULLY EXECUTE’ THAT TASK — EVEN IF I ADD THE WORDS ‘YA KNOW’.”
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“I’M MUCH BETTER SUITED FOR THAT JOB. SINCE I’M A BIT SHY I’LL ONLY HAVE TO RECITE 39 WORDS EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND I THINK I CAN ‘FAITHFULLY EXECUTE’ THAT TASK — EVEN IF I ADD THE WORDS ‘YA KNOW’.”
“IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE FRAMERS, BUT THE INTENTIONS OF THE EDITORS OF THE TEXAS LAW REVIEW MANUAL ON STYLE. THAT’S WHY WE FEDERALIST SOCIETY CONSERVATIVES BOLDLY GO WHERE NO JUSTICE HAS GONE BEFORE.”
Norm Jenson has the story on the Chief Grammarian and the Oaf of Office.
“I FIGURED IF I MADE OBAMA SCREW-UP, WE COULD STOP THE OATH BEFORE HE SAID ALL THE WORDS THAT COUNT.”
[Chad at BuzzFlash with the story and video, while Norm Jenson has the full Constitutional implications.]
Check out Dan Kurtzman on Surviving the Obama Comedy Crisis. (For my money, I’d keep my eye on the comedy team of John Boehner and Mitch McConnell.)
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