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February 9th, 2009
February 9th, 2009

Who Says the GOP Ain’t ‘Cain-sians’

“WE INTEND TO SLAY  THE ECONOMY, SO IT’LL NEVER BE ABEL TO RECOVER.”

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“DON’T TAR ME WITH THE SAME BRUSH … I’M A MAVERICK McCAIN-SIAN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin recommends a little Pain-sian economics on obstructionist GOP legislators.

Think Progress on Paul Krugman: ‘Destructive’ Centrists Eliminated 600,000 Worth of Jobs From Stimulus Package.

The Daily Show’s Weekly Recap, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on an Iranian Obama?

Wildlife Sighting: The Rare Investigative Journalist, at Apoliticus.

February 8th, 2009
February 8th, 2009

Dems to Hire ‘Psycho’ from ‘Revolutionary Road’ to ‘Reason’ With GOP

“IF YOU INSANE BALL-LESS REPUBLICANS THINK YOU CAN GET OFF BY SCREWING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY, YOU DESERVE MORE ELECTRIC STIMULUS THAN I HAD.”

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Uncle Sam also pleads for some reason, at All Hat No Cattle.

February 5th, 2009

Paul Krugman’s Compelling Case for a NEW ‘New Deal Ditch Dig’

“WHAT YOU BASICALLY DO IS PUT PEOPLE TO WORK DIGGING DITCHES … AND THEN FILLING THEM UP WITH RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS.”

February 5th, 2009

Barry Bonds’ Giant Head Qualifies for TARP Funds

“SENATOR, WE’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT A LITERAL TARP, JUST TO COVER HIS STEROID-ENHANCED GROTESQUE HEAD, WITH A BIGGER CAPitalization THAN MOST BANKS.”

February 2nd, 2009

GOP Stuck In Its Own ‘Groundhog Day’

KEEP MAKING ‘RIGHT‘ TURNS, PHIL, TOWARD THE TAX CUT SIGN, AND THAT’LL REALLY GUARANTEE WE’LL GO OVER THE CLIFF.”

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash strikes a similar note with Republican Suicide Watch.

And Madkane weighs in on Daschle/Geithner with Only Peons Have To Pay Taxes.

January 30th, 2009

Forget Judd Gregg, Obama to Put Entire House GOP in the Cabinet

“I’M FINISHED PLAYING AROUND. I MEAN I PLAN TO LITERALLY LOCK THEM INTO A CABINET — I THINK DICK CHENEY’S OLD SAFE IS PROBABLY SUFFICIENT FOR THE JOB.”

January 29th, 2009

The ONLY Way to Stimulate the GOP — to Support the Stimulus

“UNDER AN AMENDMENT TO THE BILL, ANY DISTRICT WHOSE REPRESENTATIVE VOTED AGAINST IT, WILL GET NOTHING BUT A THREE-PACK OF TROJANS AND A BAG OF SOD.”

January 28th, 2009

GOP Opposes Provision to Remove Used Condoms From National Mall

“WHY SHOULD WE SUPPORT A PROGRAM THAT LEAVES THE GOP EXPOSED … AS THE ONLY SCUMBAGS LEFT IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin reviews Jimmy Carter’s new book on his Middle East Peace Plan

A NY Times Essay on Elevating Science, Elevating Democracy, at One Good Move.

Rachel Maddow on the Stimulus Showdown, at Crooks & Liars.

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