“I’LL FIRST NEED TO CHECK THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES OF BOTH THE PRESIDENT AND PROFESSOR GATES, TO ENSURE THERE’S NO UNDER-AGE DRINKING … FOLLOWED BY A PAT-DOWN FOR WEAPONS AND DRUGS.”

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Correcting a conservative red herring, on health-care reform, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

And Lewis Black’s Daily Show rant on Healthcare Reform, via One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“THAT’S RIGHT, KRAMER, WE ESTABLISHED A PRESENCE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 47 YEARS TO STEAL JERRY’S SNEAKERS – AND OBAMA’S MOM AND POP ESTABLISHED A FAKE PRESENCE IN HAWAII, AS PART OF A 47-YEAR PLAN TO STEAL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.”

ON HARDBALL, G. GORDON FLIPPED HIS LIDDY FINALLY COMMITTED PROFESSIOINAL SUICIDE —  VIDEO BELOW:

 

“WE SAID, ‘SIR, WE’RE NOT BUYING THAT FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. NOW PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, WE’RE BOOKING YOU ON DCWB — DRIVING THE COUNTRY WHILE BLACK’.”

“WE ALL KNOW HOW THE DOMINICAN PLAYERS DOCTOR THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES. AND DON’T BE FOOLED BY OBAMA’S WEAK PITCH TO HOME PLATE  — IT WAS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF OUR SO-CALLED PRESIDENT THROWING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE A CURVEBALL.”

“I PLAN TO STOP OFF FOR MY FREE CHECK-UP AT THE TORONTO CLINIC THIS FALL, AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT THE FIRST PUCK AT THE OPENING OF THE HOCKEY SEASON, EH?” 

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Lisa Casey weighs in on the “fake birth certificate” insanity.

David Gregory Wins BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award: Sinks to New Low in Sanford Affair.

The Bruno Debate, at BartCopE!