“JUST BRING YOUR GASBAG REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE TO THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. AND WE WON’T EVEN REQUIRE PROOF OF THEIR AGE THROUGH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”

“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”