“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”
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“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”
“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES, IF WE CAN PUT A COUNCIL ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”
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Staying with “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.
Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.
BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.
BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.
“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”
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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.
“NO, I DID NOT HONOR YOUR DEMAND THAT I BRING YOU POLAND SPRING WATER.”
“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”
“YOU BRING SHAME UPON THE UNITED STATES BY YOUR TRADE SURPLUSES AND CURRENCY MANIPULATIONS…. NOW YOU MUST DIE!”
“MR. PRESIDENT, WE’LL SUPPORT YOUR PLAN FOR A PUBLIC OPTION, AS LONG AS WE CAN SECURITIZE IT, DERIVATIVIZE IT, AND TRADE IT AS OPTIONS … AND THEN SELL WHAT’S LEFT AS ‘SUB-PRIME HEALTH INSURANCE’ TO THE SAME POOR SHMUCKS WHO BOUGHT OUR WORTHLESS MORTGAGES.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Lisa Casey on The Great White Dopes, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on the Great GOP Freak Show.
Juan Cole on the latest chaos in Afghanistan.
“NOT ONLY HAVE I BEEN ON TELEVISON EVERY SINGLE WEEK FOR VIRTUALLY THE LAST 30 YEARS, BUT NOT ONCE HAVE I APPEARED AT THE ROUNDTABLE WEARING A PAIR OF PANTS.”
“JUST BRING YOUR GASBAG REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE TO THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. AND WE WON’T EVEN REQUIRE PROOF OF THEIR AGE THROUGH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”
“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”
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