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November 30th, 2008

The One ‘Condition’ That Almost Sunk Hillary’s Cabinet Appointment

“I AGREED TO DISCLOSE ALL OF MY DONORS … BUT NONE OF MY ‘RECIPIENTS’.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The GOP isn’t budging after all.

The Sunday Funnies, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

Irony Has At Least Seven More Lives, by Madkane.

November 25th, 2008

A Sidelined Bush Stars in ‘The White Shadow’

“HERE’S WHERE I GO INTO THE FOUR-CORNER STALL.”

November 25th, 2008

New Legal Theory Supports Obama’s Immediate Succession To Presidency

“WOLF, UNDER THIS ARGUMENT, BUSH AND CHENEY HAVE ALREADY DESTROYED THE CONSTITUTION, SO HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY RELY ON THAT SAME CONSTITUTION TO CLING TO POWER?”

November 23rd, 2008

Bush’s Ultimate Premature Withdrawal: Invites Obama to Service First Lady

“SINCE I DON’T HAVE ANY KIND OF ‘STIMULUS PACKAGE,’ LAURA ASKED ME TO IMMEDIATELY MOVE OUT OF THE MASTER BEDROOM.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Idiots and Bailouts.

Mr. Bond, Move Over for 00-Obama, at All Hat No Cattle.

Juan Cole on the Debate over More Aid, Troops for Afghanistan.

November 19th, 2008

Obama Makes His GOP Cabinet Choice: Barney the Dog

“I DECIDED TO GO WITH ONE OF THE FEW REPUBLICANS WHO COULD ACTUALLY SURVIVE THE ‘VETTING’ PROCESS WITHOUT FLEAS.”

November 17th, 2008

Lincoln’s Kitchen Cabinet Addresses an ‘Obama Team of Rivals’

Rozerem

“LISTEN, ABE, IF YOU HAD BROUGHT BILL AND HILLARY INTO YOUR TENT, YOU’D NEVER HAVE GOTTEN ANY SLEEP.”

November 14th, 2008

Hillary to Call Obama to Accept Sec. of State — at 3 AM!

Clinton statement

“BARACK CLAIMED THAT HE WAS PREPARED TO HANDLE A CRISIS AT 3 AM; WELL, THIS WILL BE HIS FIRST TEST.”

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Talk about a real crisis: BuzzFlash on GOP Senators’ Plans to Filibuster Obama Court Picks.

November 14th, 2008

Obama Urged to Pick the ORIGINAL ‘Team of Rivals’

“LET’S FACE IT, THESE GENTLEMEN HELPED END A CIVIL WAR, WHILE IF OBAMA PICKS TOO MANY CLINTONITES, IT MIGHT JUST RE-IGNITE THE ONE WE HAD IN THE 90’s.”

November 11th, 2008

Guess Who’s Coming to SINNER?

“HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT, I’M HERE TO BREAK THE DULLER BARRIER.”

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