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January 29th, 2010

Justice Alito Backs First Amendment Rights for Ventriliquist Dummies

“SINCE RE-READING THE PRECEDENT OF WINCHELL v. MAHONEY, I’VE BECOME MORE CONVINCED THAT STRICT CONSTRICTION OF THE THROAT IS  CONSTITUTIONALLY REQUIRED FOR ME TO CARRY OUT MY ORIGINAL INTENT TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY.”

May 25th, 2009

GOP Insists They Also Seek ‘Empathy’ in a Supreme Court Justice

“WE WANT SOMEONE IN THE SCALIA MOLD WHO IS EMPATHETIC TO BIG BUSINESS, THE DESTRUCTION OF CIVIL RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES, AND MOST SIGNIFICANTLY … THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE HUNS.”

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Norm Jenson with Howard Kurtz’s interview of Bill Maher.

Dan Kurtzman with the The Week in Political Cartoons, and  The Cheney Bunch at All Hat No Cattle.

May 10th, 2009

Here’s a Strict Constructionist Judge The Right-Wing Deserves

“KEITH, WHILE OBAMA’S NOMINEE RECOGNIZES THE SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHT TO KEEP ARMS, SHE ALSO POINTS OUT THAT THE CONSTITUTION SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO KEEP YOUR TRIGGER FINGER.”

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