“I CAN TELL YOU THAT FLORIDA REPUBLICANS ARE CONCERNED THAT OBAMA WILL NOT ONLY POLITICIZE THE POLITICAL PROCESS, BUT MIGHT HAVE AN UNDUE INFLUENCE ON THIER NAIVE AND UNEDUCATED CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Public Option as the Undead, dividing progressives.

“IF YOU LISTEN TO THE SPEECH BACKWARDS, YOU CAN FAINTLY HEAR: ‘TURN YOUR GRANDMA OFF, DEATH PANELS’.”

The Beatles hoax, just in case ya’ forgot — or are are just too young!

More on Obama’s School Speech, by Lisa Casey.

Richard Dawkins as ”Darwin’s pit bull” — at One Good Move.

Shockwave Radio Theater Podcasts, at BartCopE!

“IN ORDER FOR REPUBLICANS TO HAVE ANY CHANCE TO SURVIVE, THE MESSAGE TO OUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE: ‘STAY A FOOL, NOT IN SCHOOL’.”

“I BELIEVE THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD BE ACCORDED THE SAME ‘RESPECT’ AS ANY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.”

“WE JUST WANT OUR CHILDREN TO PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST THEIR SAVIOR, THAT THEY NOT BE FORCED TO SUBMIT TO A CULT-LIKE FIGURE WHO BELIEVES IN SPREADING SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA ABOUT HELPING THE POOR AND THE SICK.”  

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More on Back to School, with the Obama School Speech we’d like to hear by Jon Perr, and Toon treatment of Looney Tuner Jim Greer, at All Hat No Cattle.

“WE BELIEVE THIS IS A PLOT BY OBAMA TO BRAINWASH THE KIDS … INTO SUPPORTING MEGADETH PANELS.”

“NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, STAY IN PUBLIC SCHOOL, SHARE YOUR CRAYONS WITH YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CLASSMATES, AND IF YOU DON’T FEEL WELL, YOU CAN GET FREE HEALTH CARE FROM THE PUBLIC SCHOOL NURSE.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

IT’S NOT TV– IT’S CHASE-BE-HO

 

 

“YOU’RE RIGHT, ELLIOT, IT’S CLEAR CHASE HAD A COMPULSIVE NEED¬†TO HAVE THE FINAL SCENE WATCHED AND DISSECTED MORE OFTEN THAN THE ZAPRUDER FILM.¬† AND¬†HIS LOYAL FANS JUST ENCOURAGED SUCH BEHAVIOR.”

“ANYWAY, JENNIFER, AS FAR AS ASSASSINATING THE AUDIENCE, I’M STICKING WITH CHASE AS THE ‘LONE¬†GUNMAN’.”¬†¬†